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[#] Fri Jan 04 2019 10:21:47 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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My conclusion is that these were sitting in a warehouse waiting for
Betty White to die so they could try and sell them again.

...except for that pesky little complication that Betty White isn't actually dead.

It seems that she was the victim of a hoax that lit up the cesspool called the Internet a couple of days ago.

[#] Fri Jan 04 2019 13:14:44 EST from fleeb

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Heh... missed that rumor.

Like the Abe Vigoda one, except now he's actually gone.

[#] Fri Jan 04 2019 21:00:52 EST from zooer

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I thought she died last year but I guess not.  I still can't believe there is a Golden Girls Chia Pet regardless if Betty is alive. 

[#] Fri Jan 04 2019 21:30:23 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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New term:


It is a cross between wi-fi and kung-fu. If you have wi-fu, you can kick someone in the head from a distance, using digital radio.

[#] Fri Feb 01 2019 11:50:12 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Honda and Hyundai should merge and form a new company called Hondai.

[#] Wed Apr 03 2019 12:07:20 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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I really like the phrase "balls to the wall". It *sounds* like you're saying something crude, but if anyone complains you can explain the phrase's actual origin in aeronautics.

[#] Fri Apr 05 2019 09:32:25 EDT from fleeb

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Although I rather like the crude image it evokes when you maintain a dirty mind.

[#] Thu Apr 11 2019 05:53:55 EDT from fleeb

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I have no desire to be awake right now.

Yet, I'm sitting before my desk, at the office, staring at the screens of my computer, trying to wrestle with my mind to choose which set of impossible tasks to focus on today.

I swear, I should stop wearing this nice outfit with my vest, dress slacks, and dress shirt, and start wearing elaborate robes with mystic symbols and a wide brimmed, pointy hat. To others, I appear to make as much sense, mumbling cryptic mystic words like "decouple authentication and authorization using LDAP so we can build discrete services", which might as well be "non vivam ultra, sed descendam in infernum, plorans."

All while having this glazed expression in my own eye, as I stare off into the void, seeing things only I can see, and trying to draw them out into the real world.

[#] Thu Apr 11 2019 12:33:12 EDT from wizard of aahz

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Flick and Swish

Wingardium Levioso

[#] Thu Apr 11 2019 13:56:43 EDT from fleeb

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That looks like Latin for 'Windows sucks.'

[#] Wed Apr 17 2019 11:59:53 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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There are two types of people in the world:

1. Those who can extrapolate from an incomplete data set

[#] Wed Apr 17 2019 12:00:48 EDT from fleeb

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... and the people who love them!

[#] Fri Apr 26 2019 17:39:38 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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The name of the country called "Tanzania" is pronounced "tan-zah-NEE-ah".
I do not approve. It looks like it should be pronounced "tan-ZAY-nee-ah".
They should change it.

[#] Wed May 01 2019 06:00:21 EDT from fleeb

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[#] Mon Jun 03 2019 15:14:19 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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After growing up on Looney Tunes I'm still impressed that Tasmania is a real place.

[#] Fri Sep 06 2019 23:31:55 EDT from wizard of aahz

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So full.. Must eat less on Friday nights.

[#] Sat Sep 07 2019 08:26:47 EDT from darknetuser

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My friends and I usually have a good food orgy on Saturday. I eat so much that I don't have breakfast nor lunch the following day. It is very cost-efficient.

[#] Mon Sep 09 2019 00:58:56 EDT from ParanoidDelusions

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[#] Mon Sep 09 2019 11:55:25 EDT from wizard of aahz

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Friday night dinners can be a little exciting.

[#] Mon Sep 16 2019 05:38:31 EDT from fleeb

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I don't feel I can eat the way I did before I started eating more responsibly.

No more food orgies for me, sadly. I think they were almost literally killing me.

I remember chatting with Mr.T once, where he said we've taught ourselves to eat too much. Gads, but he was right.

(For those relatively new here, Mr.T used to frequent Uncensored, but isn't the actor you might think from that name).

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