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[#] Fri May 26 2017 16:24:35 EDT from nonservator

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"Nobody is talking about the death of the web. Nobody is demanding it be replaced."

Speak for yourself, fucko.

[#] Wed May 31 2017 11:08:30 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Heh. The web should be replaced with a BBS network :)

[#] Wed May 31 2017 12:09:18 EDT from fleeb

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Where your messages can take days to reach its intended reader.

[#] Sat Jun 10 2017 19:10:29 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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What the ACTUAL fuck.

Google Play Music just sent an ALERT to my phone, to advise me that there is a new Barbra Streisand album available.

I hate her music, and I absolutely despise her as a person. Why does Google think I want to buy her album?!

[#] Sat Jun 10 2017 19:46:03 EDT from zooer

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They know.... they know.



[#] Mon Jun 12 2017 10:46:48 EDT from fleeb

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I guess they're just following your passion. Even if it's passionate hatred.

When Bill Gates reveals his album of polka tunes, you'll be the first to know.

[#] Mon Jun 12 2017 23:04:31 EDT from wizard of aahz

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Thank you fleeb. Made my night.

[#] Tue Jun 13 2017 10:52:50 EDT from fleeb

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*bows*

[#] Tue Jul 11 2017 09:49:21 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Bill Gates vs. Weird Al Yankovic in an accordion death match ... now that I'd pay good money to see.

(Gates is pre-disqualified because everyone knows he would cheat.)



[#] Tue Jul 11 2017 10:20:22 EDT from zooer

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I have no idea how one would kill someone with an accordion but it would be interesting to find out.  



[#] Tue Jul 11 2017 12:44:19 EDT from fleeb

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*ponders death by accordian*

[#] Tue Jul 11 2017 13:13:59 EDT from kc5tja

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When dropped from a sufficient height....

[#] Tue Jul 11 2017 18:44:44 EDT from zooer

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I imagine that the sound of the accordion would conceal the screams of the victim.



[#] Mon Jul 17 2017 09:36:17 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Tue Jul 11 2017 01:13:59 PM EDT from kc5tja
When dropped from a sufficient height....

Consider a spherical accordion of uniform density...



[#] Wed Jul 19 2017 10:04:08 EDT from fleeb

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Radiating music isotropically...

[#] Wed Jul 26 2017 16:48:42 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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...in a vacuum. Unfortunately no one will hear the music in a vacuum.

[#] Fri Jul 28 2017 10:06:39 EDT from fleeb

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In a vacuum, no-one can hear you scream.

[#] Fri Jul 28 2017 13:20:29 EDT from nonservator

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"Firefox has been running an ad campaign about how you should trust Firefox because Google spies on you."

Google just set the new quarterly world record for lobbyist spending.

Google to train 10 million African software developers over the next 5 years...

Google recognizes Kenyan teenagers for their anti-genital mutilation app. (But I bet it's not unisex.)

[#] Fri Jul 28 2017 14:29:07 EDT from fleeb

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Is this an app that's anti-genitals, and promotes their mutilation, or...?

Not sure how much training Africans require for software engineering. Many of them have practice in cybersecurity already. Mostly as the people you want to prevent getting into your system.

[#] Tue Aug 01 2017 17:46:17 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Web services written *by* the 419 scammers! Now they won't have to phish because every bit of private information you enter is automatically sent to a centralized cloud service in Nigeria.

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