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[#] Fri May 19 2017 02:23:47 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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lys hasn't been here since the last Curly debacle. That was the last time he popped in and it drove him right back out.

[#] Fri May 26 2017 20:24:35 UTC from nonservator

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"Nobody is talking about the death of the web. Nobody is demanding it be replaced."

Speak for yourself, fucko.

[#] Wed May 31 2017 15:08:30 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Heh. The web should be replaced with a BBS network :)

[#] Wed May 31 2017 16:09:18 UTC from fleeb

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Where your messages can take days to reach its intended reader.

[#] Sat Jun 10 2017 23:10:29 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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What the ACTUAL fuck.

Google Play Music just sent an ALERT to my phone, to advise me that there is a new Barbra Streisand album available.

I hate her music, and I absolutely despise her as a person. Why does Google think I want to buy her album?!

[#] Sat Jun 10 2017 23:46:03 UTC from zooer

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They know.... they know.



[#] Mon Jun 12 2017 14:46:48 UTC from fleeb

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I guess they're just following your passion. Even if it's passionate hatred.

When Bill Gates reveals his album of polka tunes, you'll be the first to know.

[#] Tue Jun 13 2017 03:04:31 UTC from wizard of aahz

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Thank you fleeb. Made my night.

[#] Tue Jun 13 2017 14:52:50 UTC from fleeb

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*bows*

[#] Tue Jul 11 2017 13:49:21 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Bill Gates vs. Weird Al Yankovic in an accordion death match ... now that I'd pay good money to see.

(Gates is pre-disqualified because everyone knows he would cheat.)



[#] Tue Jul 11 2017 14:20:22 UTC from zooer

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I have no idea how one would kill someone with an accordion but it would be interesting to find out.  



[#] Tue Jul 11 2017 16:44:19 UTC from fleeb

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*ponders death by accordian*

[#] Tue Jul 11 2017 17:13:59 UTC from kc5tja

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When dropped from a sufficient height....

[#] Tue Jul 11 2017 22:44:44 UTC from zooer

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I imagine that the sound of the accordion would conceal the screams of the victim.



[#] Mon Jul 17 2017 13:36:17 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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Tue Jul 11 2017 01:13:59 PM EDT from kc5tja
When dropped from a sufficient height....

Consider a spherical accordion of uniform density...



[#] Wed Jul 19 2017 14:04:08 UTC from fleeb

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Radiating music isotropically...

[#] Wed Jul 26 2017 20:48:42 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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...in a vacuum. Unfortunately no one will hear the music in a vacuum.

[#] Fri Jul 28 2017 14:06:39 UTC from fleeb

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In a vacuum, no-one can hear you scream.

[#] Fri Jul 28 2017 17:20:29 UTC from nonservator

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"Firefox has been running an ad campaign about how you should trust Firefox because Google spies on you."

Google just set the new quarterly world record for lobbyist spending.

Google to train 10 million African software developers over the next 5 years...

Google recognizes Kenyan teenagers for their anti-genital mutilation app. (But I bet it's not unisex.)

[#] Fri Jul 28 2017 18:29:07 UTC from fleeb

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Is this an app that's anti-genitals, and promotes their mutilation, or...?

Not sure how much training Africans require for software engineering. Many of them have practice in cybersecurity already. Mostly as the people you want to prevent getting into your system.

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