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[#] Fri Dec 20 2024 15:45:08 UTC from darknetuser

Subject: Re: More explosions please

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2024-12-18 21:25 from IGnatius T Foobar
Subject: More explosions please
I want a remake of "Speed" (1994) that only runs for about 20 minutes

because the bus blows up and everyone dies. Howard Payne is, after

all, justified: people suck and all deserve to get blown up.


I don't remember watching that movie. Is the original any good?

These days I only watch very old stuff when left on my own. When in a group they will have me watch new stuff and I find it okeish but not that good.


The last Star Wars trilogy, for example, I am watching it with friends and it kind of sucks. The first movie was a ripoff from A New Hope straight, scept it was worse made.

[#] Fri Dec 20 2024 23:31:14 UTC from zelgomer

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2024-12-20 15:45 from darknetuser <darknetuser@uncensored.citadel.org>

Subject: Re: More explosions please
2024-12-18 21:25 from IGnatius T Foobar
Subject: More explosions please
I want a remake of "Speed" (1994) that only runs for about 20 minutes



because the bus blows up and everyone dies. Howard Payne is, after



all, justified: people suck and all deserve to get blown up.


I don't remember watching that movie. Is the original any good?


"Good?" No. Entertaining? Yes.

[#] Mon Dec 23 2024 00:14:51 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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It was fun at the time.  I'm not sure it would sustain the lowered attention span of a modern-day viewer.

Really I just want to see things explode.



[#] Mon Dec 23 2024 01:35:49 UTC from zelgomer

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I want to see Sandra Bullock take her shirt off.

[#] Mon Dec 23 2024 17:32:28 UTC from darknetuser

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"Good?" No. Entertaining? Yes.



Well, that works for me. I am not known for being picky. My Bollywood collection is evidence enough.

[#] Fri Dec 27 2024 22:28:47 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

Subject: Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho.

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Normally, if someone claims that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, I will immediately consign them to the eleventh circle of hell reserved for the most blasphemous and horrible people in the universe.

But someone actually gave me a good reason why one might not consider Die Hard to be a Christmas movie:

Quite simply ... it doesn't have Jesus in it.

I like that thinking. I hate anything Christmas-related that doesn't have Jesus in it.

Ho-ho-ho.

[#] Mon Dec 30 2024 01:30:36 UTC from zelgomer

Subject: Re: Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho.

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Quite simply ... it doesn't have Jesus in it.


Neither did the original Christmas, bud.

[#] Mon Dec 30 2024 01:37:29 UTC from Nurb432

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true story

Mon Dec 30 2024 01:30:36 UTC from zelgomer Subject: Re: Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho.
Quite simply ... it doesn't have Jesus in it.


Neither did the original Christmas, bud.

 



[#] Mon Dec 30 2024 17:01:00 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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You mean Saturnalia? Yeah, that had no Jesus in it. It's pretty well documented that the early Christians decided to have their annual remembrance of the birth of Jesus during a time when the oppressive pagans were too busy being drunk and screwing each other to persecute the Christians. Most Biblical historians believe the actual event was likely to have happened during the season we now know as Spring.

The pagans took back the season a long time ago. That's one reason I'm ok with letting it rot.

[#] Fri Mar 21 2025 02:31:44 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

Subject: Off-White and the Seven Pronouns

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It is awesome ... and yet completely expected ... that the live-action lecture on Hollywood morals loosely based on Walt Disney's classic "Snow White" is totally bombing in the box office. Nobody is watching it. There are literally theaters all over the country that have sold zero tickets.


I speak for Walt himself when I say: shut it down. Shut it all down. The whole company. It doesn't deserve to live.

[#] Sat Mar 22 2025 12:03:15 UTC from darknetuser

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2025-03-21 02:31 from IGnatius T Foobar
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It is awesome ... and yet completely expected ... that the live-action

lecture on Hollywood morals loosely based on Walt Disney's classic

"Snow White" is totally bombing in the box office. Nobody is watching

it. There are literally theaters all over the country that have sold

zero tickets.


I speak for Walt himself when I say: shut it down. Shut it all down.

The whole company. It doesn't deserve to live.



The only Live Action Snow White movie people wants to see is the porn version.


Woke media is crashing so hard this year. It is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. Dragon Age 4 (which the developers declared to be a real Queer experience) has flopped so badly they are offering the game for free at PS+, and still people is not playing it. In fact, people has started complaining that if they keep putting shit in their PS+ subscription they might as well cancel their subs.


Concord costed 400 million USD to make and they closed the service down in less than 2 weeks because there were no players in their servers.

Warner Bros has shutdown a number of game studios because they know they won't be able to sell the games they have in development and they'd rather cut loses than spend a bunc of millions just to suffer the humilliation of selliong no copies. The biggest cancellation resulting for this action was the WOnder Woman game, which everybody knows it was going to be woke as fuck just because the developers assigned to it were from the rainbow brigade.

The sad part is I am not convinced this is due to consumers being fed up. I mean, a good percentage of consumers are fed up and have stopped purchasing, but have they stopped in such big numbers as to cause these titles to flop? I am not so sure. I personally suspect it is a combination of the industry losing steam and then the anti-woke factor.

[#] Mon Mar 24 2025 08:33:25 UTC from SamuraiCrow

Subject: The Chosen: the Last Supper

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I'll be attending The Chosen's screening in theaters of the first couple episodes of Season 5 on Thursday (via advance tickets). I'm not sure if it qualifies as a movie, since it will appear in Amazon Prime Video for 90 days as a streaming TV exclusive after the theatrical showings are over. Then freely viewable in The Chosen app after that.

Care to buy Woke-a-Cola at the concession? Maybe not. (Pepsi is no better in that regard either.)

I've been getting BluRay disks of all The Chosen's previous seasons as soon as they come out, too. I've been quite impressed by the production quality of the entire series. I don't know what to think about some of the spinoff series about Moses and Joseph (though Technicolor Dream Coat and Prince of Egypt were quite a while ago).

I think I posted about this in the Television thread already and said I wouldn't post about it here. Sorry!



[#] Tue Mar 25 2025 22:38:25 UTC from zelgomer

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The only Live Action Snow White movie people wants to see is the porn

version.


pls send magnet link

[#] Tue Mar 25 2025 23:18:30 UTC from darknetuser

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2025-03-25 22:38 from zelgomer
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The only Live Action Snow White movie people wants to see is the

porn

version.


pls send magnet link



Of which of the 20 versions?

Seriously, back in the day over here, if you wanted to download Snow White, it was hard to find the non porn version among the porn versions.

[#] Sat Mar 29 2025 16:05:25 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

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And it's very possible that most of the porn versions have had more viewers than the current bomb. Most of them probably turned a profit too.

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