2024-12-18 21:25 from IGnatius T Foobar
Subject: More explosions please
I want a remake of "Speed" (1994) that only runs for about 20 minutes

because the bus blows up and everyone dies. Howard Payne is, after

all, justified: people suck and all deserve to get blown up.

I don't remember watching that movie. Is the original any good?

These days I only watch very old stuff when left on my own. When in a group they will have me watch new stuff and I find it okeish but not that good.


The last Star Wars trilogy, for example, I am watching it with friends and it kind of sucks. The first movie was a ripoff from A New Hope straight, scept it was worse made.

2024-12-20 15:45 from darknetuser <darknetuser@uncensored.citadel.org>

Subject: Re: More explosions please

2024-12-18 21:25 from IGnatius T Foobar
Subject: More explosions please
I want a remake of "Speed" (1994) that only runs for about 20 minutes

because the bus blows up and everyone dies. Howard Payne is, after

all, justified: people suck and all deserve to get blown up.

I don't remember watching that movie. Is the original any good?

"Good?" No. Entertaining? Yes.

I want to see Sandra Bullock take her shirt off.

"Good?" No. Entertaining? Yes.

Well, that works for me. I am not known for being picky. My Bollywood collection is evidence enough.

Normally, if someone claims that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, I will immediately consign them to the eleventh circle of hell reserved for the most blasphemous and horrible people in the universe.

But someone actually gave me a good reason why one might not consider Die Hard to be a Christmas movie:

Quite simply ... it doesn't have Jesus in it.

I like that thinking. I hate anything Christmas-related that doesn't have Jesus in it.

Ho-ho-ho.

Quite simply ... it doesn't have Jesus in it.

Neither did the original Christmas, bud.

You mean Saturnalia? Yeah, that had no Jesus in it. It's pretty well documented that the early Christians decided to have their annual remembrance of the birth of Jesus during a time when the oppressive pagans were too busy being drunk and screwing each other to persecute the Christians. Most Biblical historians believe the actual event was likely to have happened during the season we now know as Spring.

The pagans took back the season a long time ago. That's one reason I'm ok with letting it rot.

It is awesome ... and yet completely expected ... that the live-action lecture on Hollywood morals loosely based on Walt Disney's classic "Snow White" is totally bombing in the box office. Nobody is watching it. There are literally theaters all over the country that have sold zero tickets.


I speak for Walt himself when I say: shut it down. Shut it all down. The whole company. It doesn't deserve to live.

2025-03-21 02:31 from IGnatius T Foobar
Subject: Off-White and the Seven Pronouns

It is awesome ... and yet completely expected ... that the live-action

lecture on Hollywood morals loosely based on Walt Disney's classic

"Snow White" is totally bombing in the box office. Nobody is watching

it. There are literally theaters all over the country that have sold

zero tickets.


I speak for Walt himself when I say: shut it down. Shut it all down.

The whole company. It doesn't deserve to live.

The only Live Action Snow White movie people wants to see is the porn version.


Woke media is crashing so hard this year. It is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. Dragon Age 4 (which the developers declared to be a real Queer experience) has flopped so badly they are offering the game for free at PS+, and still people is not playing it. In fact, people has started complaining that if they keep putting shit in their PS+ subscription they might as well cancel their subs.


Concord costed 400 million USD to make and they closed the service down in less than 2 weeks because there were no players in their servers.

Warner Bros has shutdown a number of game studios because they know they won't be able to sell the games they have in development and they'd rather cut loses than spend a bunc of millions just to suffer the humilliation of selliong no copies. The biggest cancellation resulting for this action was the WOnder Woman game, which everybody knows it was going to be woke as fuck just because the developers assigned to it were from the rainbow brigade.

The sad part is I am not convinced this is due to consumers being fed up. I mean, a good percentage of consumers are fed up and have stopped purchasing, but have they stopped in such big numbers as to cause these titles to flop? I am not so sure. I personally suspect it is a combination of the industry losing steam and then the anti-woke factor.

The only Live Action Snow White movie people wants to see is the porn

version.

pls send magnet link

2025-03-25 22:38 from zelgomer
Subject: Re: Off-White and the Seven Pronouns

The only Live Action Snow White movie people wants to see is the

porn

version.

pls send magnet link

Of which of the 20 versions?

Seriously, back in the day over here, if you wanted to download Snow White, it was hard to find the non porn version among the porn versions.

And it's very possible that most of the porn versions have had more viewers than the current bomb. Most of them probably turned a profit too.

Q: You are aboard a commercial airline flight that is going to crash. How can you tell whether you are in real life or a movie?

A: In a movie, the overhead bins open by themselves, and the cabin lights flash on and off for no reason.