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2026-02-27 18:12 from IGnatius T Foobar
Subject: Re: Stablemates 1938
I'm glad you enjoyed it. But as a rule I don't watch crying
movies.
I watch movies with explosions. Lots and lots of explosions.
Preferably for no reason.
The fun part is I usually I watch action movies, wuxia movies and, when I feel very intellectual, thrillers and mystery movies. Cry movies do nothing for me...
...except when it is a horse movie. Or a dog movie. Well, you get the idea.
So yesterday I watched Sisu: Road to Revenge, and I immediately thought of IGnatius because it is the prototypical movie you watch when you want to see a Finnish Rambo with a dog blow communists up by the hundreds.
Mind you, it is much better than the first Sisu movie. I am sure you would love it because it is the same Finnish Rambo blowing up nazies and going all Tarantino. You should check that one too because heartless people without feelings might like it more than I did. Personally I think it was going great and then it soured itself.
I have discovered I have developed a taste for Slasher movies in which the Slasher is a cute animal.
Not long ago, I watched Death of a Unicorn, in which a revengeful Unicorn gores and stomps a bunch of motherfuckers who thought they would be able to harness the power of a unicorn for themselves. Yesterday, I watched Bambi: The Reckoning, and I got similar vibes from it.
They killed his mother. Then they killed his doe. Then they polluted the forest with mutagenic crap, and turned him into a monster due to exposure to the contamination. There is only one thing left to do: protect what remains of the forest and take revenge in doing so.
Is it any good? Let's be real, it is low budget, campy and cheesy as fuck. On the other hand, it is a movie in which a radioactive mutant deer protects a tiny little fawn from a cruel guy who wants to keep him in a cage, by the method of ripping his head off. It is the movie where some bastard tries to stomp a rabbit just because, then gets surrounded by an horde of mutated rabbits and torn to pieces because that is what happens to motherfuckers.
What I am trying to say is it is a bad as fuck movie and I enjoyed it greatly.
I just had to get on for this.. such a facepalm i couldn't stay away.
They just revealed who will play the 007 role in the next movie.... Yep, a woke female..
2026-04-01 16:36 from Nurb432
I just had to get on for this.. such a facepalm i couldn't
stay away.
They just revealed who will play the 007 role in the next
movie.... Yep, a woke female..
Thanks for the reminder not to get involved in further 007 drama.
My friends and I are actually planning on watching the old 007 movies in our weekly parties and I am glad we have the DVDs so we don't depend on Amazon motherfuckers to watch them.
Speaking of which, it seems there is a huge controversy surrounding the new Mario movie... because it has zero woke material... therefore my friends and I are planning to watch it in a couple of weeks.
They just revealed who will play the 007 role in the next
movie.... Yep, a woke female..
"The name is Bond. Shaniqua Bond."
Sad part is they dont need to destroy characters and still target the woke audience.
it was not a branch of ONE agent.. there were females.. just change the show to 009 or something and move on a new direction.. Same with Dr Who.. there were female time lords.. just pick one then " hey, doctor is taking a vacation" "or the doctor is lost in time.. we are going to look for him" .. new show, new audience and you don't disenfranchise the thing.
And i hear X files is being rebooted, and again, destroying the original characters in the process.. just pick 2 new agents and move on to your new target market.
"My pronouns are They/Them..."
When it bombs, they'll say it is because we're all racist, sexist, homophobic manbabies.
Because no one the movie is marketed to wants spy movies, and no one who wants spy movies is interested in being lectured for 2 hours for $20.
Tue Apr 07 2026 01:47:41 UTC from IGnatius T FoobarThey just revealed who will play the 007 role in the next
movie.... Yep, a woke female..
"The name is Bond. Shaniqua Bond."