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[#] Fri Apr 04 2014 15:48:37 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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But hey, at least the class is free.

Where did you find a free CEH class?

The lead security guy over here has that cert and proudly displays it to pretty much everyone.

[#] Fri Apr 04 2014 19:44:18 EDT from Sig @ Uncensored

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Free in the sense that the Army paid for it. I think it ran us 1500 per head, including the 500 test fee.

The cert is a joke and would have no value if it were not a requirement for doing IT computery things for DoD. I pulled an 86 on the test; this does not make me a k-rad 3l33+ h4x0r.

[#] Fri Apr 04 2014 23:59:10 EDT from ax25 @ Uncensored

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Thu Apr 03 2014 06:44:24 PM EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

This is reflective of at least 75% of the pre-sales meetings I've attended.  Cracked me up.

http://laughingsquid.com/the-expert-a-hilarious-sketch-about-the-pain-of-being-the-only-engineer-in-a-business-meeting/



Ok, so far 1 hour sunk in.  The TV show reviews etc, not so much, but the rest is great.

Thanks!



[#] Mon Apr 07 2014 16:15:47 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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My eyelids want to explore togetherness.

[#] Mon Apr 07 2014 20:21:43 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

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"This bid is for building a bridge for a fixed price.  We are not going to tell you how many lanes, or even where it starts and ends, and we will only pay you when we have signed off that we are satisfied with the end result.  However, we will only accept the lowest bidder and no pricing adjustments will be permitted."



[#] Sat Apr 12 2014 15:11:37 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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My gawd, it is like I am at work.
http://youtu.be/BKorP55Aqvg

[#] Mon Apr 14 2014 20:12:41 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Whenever I get an email that begins "I know you are on vacation, but..."

I mentally add "...but I don't care, because I don't respect your personal time, and in any case I'm an incompetent boob who only knows how to get by through bugging other people who actually know how to do stuff."

[#] Tue Apr 15 2014 09:03:04 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Do you have stairs in your hotel?

[#] Fri Apr 18 2014 18:23:09 EDT from dothebart @ Uncensored

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[#] Sat Apr 19 2014 06:41:37 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Oh, yes, that skit is brilliantly done!

[#] Sat Apr 19 2014 07:13:32 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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It is like I have seen that skit before somewhere.

[#] Mon Apr 21 2014 14:34:00 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Welcome to test week.

In this week, everyone who actually knows how the product will be used will be away handling other company functions, and probably won't be able to get to you until the following day (maybe).

Meanwhile, it's Spring, and the trees are starting to bloom, which should help force your immune system to rise to the (non-) challange. This should leave you feeling sleepy, and generally lethargic.

Should you somehow get through this week and accomplish testing the product, nobody will know. The product is stealthy that way.

Stay motivated, and welcome to Test Week!

[#] Mon Apr 21 2014 16:11:38 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

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Sat Apr 19 2014 07:13:32 AM EDT from zooer @ Uncensored
It is like I have seen that skit before somewhere.

<laughs>  You did.  About half-a-dozen posts up.  It's still every bit as good tho!  :-)



[#] Mon Apr 21 2014 16:12:38 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

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Or perhaps I should be more specific - you saw it *twice* several posts up and another here.  It's that good. 



[#] Thu May 08 2014 10:06:01 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH! '


If you cannot type in a URL you should not be using a computer.


that is all.

[#] Thu May 08 2014 11:57:44 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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One doesn't 'type' in a URL.

One 'clicks' URLs.

Have the user click their mouse on a picture of a keyboard to help form the URL they wish to see.

[#] Thu May 08 2014 12:03:04 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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hehehehe. For this women it might even work.

[#] Thu May 08 2014 12:21:13 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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You just need to remember that the virtual keyboard has to actually try to go to each web site on each character clicked. So:

h

(attempts to go to 'h', which obviously fails)

t

(attemps to go to 'ht')

t

(attempts 'htt')

p

(attempts 'http')

... and so on.

[#] Thu May 08 2014 12:22:13 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Say, she wouldn't be trying to get to http://www.penIsland.com ?

[#] Thu May 08 2014 12:53:08 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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No, but I was tempted to tell her to go there.

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