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[#] Tue May 14 2019 16:56:00 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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I still have a standard definition TV.

I don't understand all this excitement for the 4K televisions, as with early HDTV 4K looks great but the programming still sucks.



[#] Mon May 20 2019 14:19:57 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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The best description of cable television I've ever heard was: "willfully having a sewer main emptying out into your living room in the hope that once in a while a diamond ring will come out."

And that was from someone who worked in the industry and could get the service for free, but didn't.

[#] Tue May 21 2019 06:59:49 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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*insert Zappa tune here*

[#] Wed Jun 12 2019 18:46:21 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Murder She Wrote was a television show in which an aging serial killer successfully framed everyone else for her crimes.

[#] Fri Jun 14 2019 13:29:23 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Abbot Cove had more than its fair share of murders therein.

[#] Fri Jun 14 2019 13:29:58 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Cabot Cove did, too.

[#] Mon Jun 17 2019 17:43:48 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Oh yeah, I love their sharp cheddar. It's so sharp you can stab someone with it.

(oh man ... damn I'm clever.)

[#] Mon Jun 17 2019 18:42:14 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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This is starting to get grating.

[#] Mon Jun 17 2019 20:18:01 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Don't you dairy start that kind of talk around here, mister. This is nacho discussion to run away with. Tread caerphilly.

[#] Mon Jun 17 2019 22:00:11 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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ah. If only Yuri were here. Sorry Ig. Didn't mean to step on your lactose. Or are you just worried that I'll cream you? I'm sure we can keep stringing these along.

[#] Tue Jun 18 2019 08:38:49 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Mon Jun 17 2019 05:43:48 PM EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored
Oh yeah, I love their sharp cheddar. It's so sharp you can stab someone with it.

(oh man ... damn I'm clever.)

The local farm market had a 10 year old cheddar that was so sharp it cut your tongue. 
That was two years ago... they don't have the ten year old cheddar anymore... but I did see a very expensive 12 year old cheddar.

(Now I wait for someone to explain that after two years the ten year old cheddar will be 12 year-old cheddar)

 



[#] Thu Jun 20 2019 23:32:13 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Ten year old cheddar + 2 days = it will be in my belly.

[#] Thu Jun 20 2019 23:34:55 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Yet I am pretty certain I know a belly in which that cheddar cheese shall never reside. Whether it be 10 years, 2 days or any other amount of time.


I wonder if a trip to a cheese making facility is in order?

[#] Fri Jun 21 2019 09:35:56 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Would mayonaise (sic) similarly not find itself in said belly?

[#] Fri Jun 21 2019 09:54:36 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Also true ... but it's still not the belly you're thinking of.

[#] Fri Jun 21 2019 17:36:33 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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mmMMMMmmmm cheese.

[#] Mon Dec 23 2019 22:08:22 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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So apparently there was some sort of cheezy pop Christmas song in the 1980's that was about an organ transplant gone horribly wrong. And someone just figured out this year that since it was originally recorded on film, it could be remastered in 4K video and released again.

This is fine, but for some reason the interwebz are going crazy over it, as if this were some wondrous revolution of technology and artistry. As if the entire filmmaking industry hasn't been doing this every time a new video format is introduced and they get to sell the same old movies again. One website literally wrote "you can see every strand of George Michael's perfect hair."

I'm having trouble seeing why people think this is so amazing.

[#] Tue Dec 24 2019 21:35:19 EST from zooer @ Uncensored

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Why would anyone want to see George Michael's hair?

 



[#] Tue Dec 31 2019 07:38:07 EST from arabella @ Uncensored

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Tue Dec 24 2019 09:35:19 PM EST from zooer @ Uncensored

Why would anyone want to see George Michael's hair?

 



Or hear him "sing"



[#] Tue Jan 14 2020 09:28:37 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I didn't care for most 1980's music in the 1980's. I think I just didn't know where to look.

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