"It ACTUALLY REWIRES YOUR BRAIN!!!1"

People say that when they're villifying any vice, be it gambling or porn or drinking or whatever. It actually REWIRES YOUR BRAIN!

Well yes, idiot ... that's how a brain works. Reading this message rewires your brain. Learning the words to a song rewires your brain. Everything rewires your brain, because your brain is a neural network. It doesn't have an SD Card plugged into the cerebrum that can be written and erased.

So the next time someone uses that line, you have my permission to tell them they're a moron.