Stacks of snacks!
I have a hanker for a hunk of cheese! A 5 LB block of cheese.
Glitter on your cheese balls?
No... I know better. He means the testicles. Something about sparkling testicles kinda warms the heart.
I don't know why people treat dandelions as weeds. Your lawn is dotted with pretty flowers for a couple of weeks ... so what?
When I say "Hey" thou shalt not say "Ho".
When I say "Hip" thou shalt not say "Hop".
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me.
If I say "Gabba Gabba" can someone say "hey!"?
When thou say "Gabba Gabba" I shalt not say "hey!".
If you say "Gabba Gabba" you lose the right to say "Hey."
Don't be a pinhead.
Finally, something I learned in ROTC in 1998 is relevant again!
(We had a sudden uniform policy change.)
The thing where you fold it up in half, then roll up the lower part of what's left, and then fold down the outer part of the shirt so it looks like a cuff?
My dad taught me how to do that in like... 1987. :)
The general knowledge seems to be that if you have a paper shredder, don't leave it set to auto-start because eventually a dog will stick its tounge in it.
I don't currently have a dog but ok.
That's okay; we somehow survived forgetting how to shine boots and starch uniforms, we'll get through this too.
Nudity should not be against the law in any way, shape, or form if the humidity is above 80%.
Ugh. This weather sucks.
The people that want to get naked, are not the people you want to see naked.