I'm not as concerned about that right now.

Funny thing is, when you see a lot of naked people at one time, you don't see anyone naked anymore.

Pull quotes<<< are bad, mm-kay.

When you use too many pull quotes, you're using Hitler!

In Soviet Germany, Hitler use YOU!!1

(LS wins the Internet today for that one)

fleeb - I was down in Baltimore for two days the other week and it was terrifyingly brutal down by the Inner Harbor. IK know I'm out of shape, but the 5 block walk in the humidity made me want to cry.

The humidity is ridiculous this week. I've been in North Carolina all week (and stuck here another night due to flights being grounded all over the east coast). 105 degF and what feels like about 300% humidity. You can literally* swim through the air because there's so much moisture in it.

* (not literally)

Flughts cancelled or IG on the no-[23-fly list?

Yeah, the humidity is a killer here lately.

I've tried to stay inside most of the time. It's unsafe to spend too much time outside. And the computer screens don't read as easily outside anyway.

Flughts cancelled or IG on the no- [23-fly list?

I figured I was on every watch list out there, because I'm not afraid to speak the truth when confronted with Hitlerism in any venue and any medium.

But I was very surprised; I got on a lot of airplanes this week and not once have I been "randomly" selected for "secondary screening"

(For those not aware, "random secondary screening" means the government hates you and they deliberately give you a body cavity search whenever you enter an airport. Our child molester friend Curly used to get that every time.)

But I was very surprised; I got on a lot of airplanes this week and

not once have I been "randomly" selected for "secondary screening"

Funny, you look kind of like a darkie too.


I didn't fly for a few years, but from my perspective, those searches aren't happening as much as they did in the early aughts.

You sound disappointed you didn't get a body cavity search.

I think I'll pass on that, thanks. But it proves that everyone who has ever told me to "expect a visit" from the redshirts because I said or wrote something that offended their sensibilties, was completely wrong.

I'm sure someday I'll piss off the wrong person. Until then I'll keep flying the friendly skies.

The redshirts? Those guys who always end up dead?

Different show.

Probably should have said brownshirts (Hitler) rather than redshirts (Garibaldi) or blackshirts (Mussolini). But you get the idea. On the other hand, getting a visit from a bunch of Starfleet ensigns would be kind of cool too.

Yet another different show...

 

I am offended by being called "just plain annoying." I am *exceptionally* annoying.