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[#] Mon Apr 23 2018 13:15:05 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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That's kind of what I thought afterwards. The mouse ended up inside a pussy, one way or another.

[#] Fri Jun 29 2018 11:59:27 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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I just completed my annual "workplace sexual harassment training". Feh. The examples they show are cartoonishly broad and the answers to the questions are obvious, so it's clear they just want to be able to check a box to show that employees received some sort of belittlement for legal reasons.

But I work from my home office most of the time, where my co-workers are cats. When one of them is sleeping on my desk, I work better when I am stroking a nice soft pussy. They really need to revise this thing.

[#] Tue Sep 11 2018 00:27:31 EDT from Decomposed

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Fri Jun 29 2018 11:59:27 AM EDT from IGnatius T Foobar
I just completed my annual "workplace sexual harassment training".

Did they teach you how to sexually harass?  I've been hoping to learn.



[#] Tue Sep 11 2018 01:32:12 EDT from wizard of aahz

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I don't think any of us need to be taught.

[#] Tue Sep 11 2018 10:15:15 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Did they teach you how to sexually harass?  I've been hoping to
learn.

Basically they taught us how to sexually harass in the most cringeworthy way possible. Perhaps they assume that if everyone does it that way, it will guarantee rejection and reporting.

That's it ... the whole harassment thing is actually a secret strategy organized by the smooth operators, to protect their territory.

[#] Tue Sep 11 2018 16:40:21 EDT from Decomposed

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A man who flirts with a woman these days is:

 

A) A fool.

B) Dog meat.

C) Sexist.

D) All of the above.



[#] Wed Sep 12 2018 08:14:41 EDT from winzlo

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The last time I flirted with my office secretary, she drove me home. I'll leave the rest of that story to your [vsat] imagination...

[#] Wed Sep 12 2018 10:56:23 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Depends on the venue. On a college campus all men are automatically rapists.

[#] Wed Sep 12 2018 16:58:00 EDT from zooer

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and rap music sucks.



[#] Fri Sep 14 2018 04:50:14 EDT from winzlo

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To quote a line from Family Guy, doing a cutaway to Sean Connery and a female co-star... "You're going to have sex with me!" "No I'm not!" "Yes, you are." <repeated 5 more times> "Ok, let's go." "Se, 50 no's and a yes means yes."

Funny, yes. Practical, not in the slightest. That's why God created mace.

[#] Thu Sep 27 2018 15:36:53 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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My doctor said I have to get a cat scan. Which cat do I need to have scanned?
And how do I go about doing that ... just shove the cat onto a flatbed scanner and push the capture button?

[#] Thu Sep 27 2018 17:00:34 EDT from winzlo

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Go back to the early 90's and get a portable parrel port scanner. Saves you from constantly trying to hang onto that hairy beast. Besides, I've already tried. Each time I try to close the lid, the cat just slides off the side...

[#] Wed Oct 03 2018 11:46:10 EDT from fleeb

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'Capture' and 'Cat' in the same sentence?

Hmmm...

[#] Wed Oct 03 2018 12:30:35 EDT from zooer

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Big Clive's latest video has "meow" in the URL.



[#] Fri Oct 12 2018 09:49:09 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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It took a bit for me to figure out what you meant by that. Just the characters in the URL, but it isn't actually a cat video. I wanted to see a cat! I was hoping Fanny Flambeaux would make a triumphant return.

[#] Sun Oct 14 2018 05:20:23 EDT from winzlo

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...and the males of the tribe remain tormented to this day...

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