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I just completed my annual "workplace sexual harassment training". Feh.
The examples they show are cartoonishly broad and the answers to the questions
are obvious, so it's clear they just want to be able to check a box to show
that employees received some sort of belittlement for legal reasons.
But I work from my home office most of the time, where my co-workers are cats. When one of them is sleeping on my desk, I work better when I am stroking a nice soft pussy. They really need to revise this thing.
But I work from my home office most of the time, where my co-workers are cats. When one of them is sleeping on my desk, I work better when I am stroking a nice soft pussy. They really need to revise this thing.
Fri Jun 29 2018 11:59:27 AM EDT from IGnatius T FoobarI just completed my annual "workplace sexual harassment training".
Did they teach you how to sexually harass? I've been hoping to learn.
Did they teach you how to sexually harass? I've been hoping to
learn.
Basically they taught us how to sexually harass in the most cringeworthy way possible. Perhaps they assume that if everyone does it that way, it will guarantee rejection and reporting.
That's it ... the whole harassment thing is actually a secret strategy organized by the smooth operators, to protect their territory.
A man who flirts with a woman these days is:
A) A fool.
B) Dog meat.
C) Sexist.
D) All of the above.
The last time I flirted with my office secretary, she drove me home. I'll
leave the rest of that story to your [vsat] imagination...
To quote a line from Family Guy, doing a cutaway to Sean Connery and a female
co-star... "You're going to have sex with me!" "No I'm not!" "Yes, you
are." <repeated 5 more times> "Ok, let's go." "Se, 50 no's and a yes means
yes."
Funny, yes. Practical, not in the slightest. That's why God created mace.
Funny, yes. Practical, not in the slightest. That's why God created mace.
My doctor said I have to get a cat scan. Which cat do I need to have scanned?
And how do I go about doing that ... just shove the cat onto a flatbed scanner and push the capture button?
Go back to the early 90's and get a portable parrel port scanner. Saves you
from constantly trying to hang onto that hairy beast. Besides, I've already
tried. Each time I try to close the lid, the cat just slides off the side...
It took a bit for me to figure out what you meant by that. Just the characters
in the URL, but it isn't actually a cat video. I wanted to see a cat! I
was hoping Fanny Flambeaux would make a triumphant return.
So ... did anyone spend the last moments of 2018 tuned in to NBC, where they
aired Chrissy Teigen talking about steam-cleaning her vagina instead of airing
the ball dropping in New York?
That must have been fun. I'm glad we had a different network tuned in. There were small children in the room.
(Ok, maybe I'm a bit IGnorant because I'm male and cisgender and monogamous but ... what the actual f**k is that supposed to accomplish?)
That must have been fun. I'm glad we had a different network tuned in. There were small children in the room.
(Ok, maybe I'm a bit IGnorant because I'm male and cisgender and monogamous but ... what the actual f**k is that supposed to accomplish?)
Is that what all the fuss was about? I heard that NBC ended the year on a bad production but I didn't know the details. Wouldn't steam cleaning any part of the human body cause three degree burns?
If I remember correctly last year one networks host smoked a joint on the live broadcast.