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[#] Sun Dec 25 2011 08:41:33 EST from fleeb

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Oh, I've had a slight modification to the original greeting:

Merry Christmas! As seen on TV, no warranty expressed or implied, for
recreational use only, colors may fade with time, not affiliated with
the Red Cross, at participating locations only, no purchase necessary,
an equal opportunity employer, this supercedes all previous notices, all
rights reserved.

[#] Sun Dec 25 2011 09:27:11 EST from LoanShark

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Merry Christmas. Die in a car fire.

[#] Sun Dec 25 2011 10:59:03 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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You're welcome any time, IG. You'd have to hold off on the
anti-Facebook talk, though.

You're asking me to apply a filter?

Geez, how long have you known me?

[#] Sun Dec 25 2011 10:59:35 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Do not taunt Happy Fun Christmas.

[#] Sun Dec 25 2011 14:04:12 EST from triLcat

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Sun Dec 25 2011 10:59:03 EST from IGnatius T Foobar
You're welcome any time, IG. You'd have to hold off on the
anti-Facebook talk, though.

You're asking me to apply a filter?

Geez, how long have you known me?

Come on, you gotta give something to get something.



[#] Sat Dec 31 2011 11:41:06 EST from ober

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[#] Sat Dec 31 2011 16:22:53 EST from triLcat

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hate those venture capitalist errors.



[#] Sat Dec 31 2011 16:25:36 EST from triLcat

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37 minutes 'til the date changes over here.

I want to take this opportunity to wish you all a fantastic new year with loads of happy times and good friends and loving family! I wish you all health, stability, and success in all your endeavors!

Happy New Year!



[#] Sat Dec 31 2011 16:41:31 EST from Ladyhawke

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Thanks, TriL!

Happy, Healthy New Year, everyone!



[#] Sat Dec 31 2011 20:40:34 EST from fleeb

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Happy New Year, all.

Do not allow despair to creep into your lives as you uncover the general meaninglessness of your personal existence. Blissfully move forward in complete ignorance of your insignificance, as you continue to convert various chemicals to other chemicals pointlessly.

[#] Sat Dec 31 2011 21:00:08 EST from Nite*Star

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Aug 27 2011 1:51pm from triLcat
Just got accused of using twitter on Sabbath. It's called timed
tweets, people.

(For work. I don't tweet much for my own purposes. I kinda don't find
it that useful anyway)

Timed, scheduled, all the same. People don't understand technology... :-(

[#] Sun Jan 01 2012 06:21:28 EST from dothebart

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happy new year everyone!



[#] Sun Jan 01 2012 06:58:50 EST from dothebart

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PLEASE KEEP THIS TRUCK MOVING!!!
─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ▄ ▌ ▐ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▌
─ ─ ─ ▄ ▄ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥♥ ░ HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY ░ ♥♥ ░▐
▄ ▄ ▄ ▌ ▐ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥♥ ░FRIENDS ON UNCENSORED X ░ ♥♥░▐
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ ▌ █ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▌
... ▀ (@) ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ (@)(@) ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ...@@...♥♥░


[#] Mon Jan 02 2012 12:33:29 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Thanks to the miracle of auto-formatting, your truck has already crashed.

[#] Mon Jan 02 2012 12:59:16 EST from Ladyhawke

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But did it burn in a fire?



[#] Mon Jan 02 2012 13:51:34 EST from zooer

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His truck looks pretty good except he didn't expand the top and bottom for the extra text characters he added.

PLEASE KEEP THIS TRUCK MOVING!!!
─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ▄ ▌ ▐ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀  ▀ ▀ ▀ ▌
─ ─ ─ ▄ ▄ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥♥ ░ CITADEL...___________ ♥♥ ░▐
  ___ ▌ ▐ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥♥ ░ UNCENSORED Division ░ ♥♥░▐
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ ▌ █ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄  ▄ ▄ ▄ ▌
... ▀ (@) ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ (@)(@) ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀(@)(@) ░


When I was a kid all we had was ASCII porn... AND WE LIKED IT.



[#] Mon Jan 02 2012 16:56:57 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Ok, it seems that no one knows how to do ASCII art anymore. Here:

▄ ▌ ▐ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▌
▄ ▄ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ PLEASE KEEP THIS TRUCK MOVING ░░ ♥░ ░▐
▄ ▄ ▄ ▌ ▐ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ ░░ uncensored.citadel.org ░░░ ░ ♥░ ░▐
█ █ █ █ █ █ █ ▌ █ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▌
▀ (@) ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ (@)(@) ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ (@) ▀ ▘

[#] Mon Jan 02 2012 17:56:16 EST from Nite*Star

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Jan 2 2012 12:33pm from IGnatius T Foobar
Thanks to the miracle of auto-formatting, your truck has already
crashed.

Where's the bloody "+1" button? ;-P

[#] Mon Jan 02 2012 17:56:48 EST from Nite*Star

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Iggy FTW! :o

[#] Tue Jan 03 2012 01:16:06 EST from Animal

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[goatse.txt]

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