Is it made from wood? Balsam?

It is made from witches.

That'll never float.

you got that one fleeb. hook, line and sinker.

Welcome to the Looby! Survive through a horrible car fire!

Please do not feed the messages.

Hexslinger lost an arm doing that.

There's not a lot of Hexslinger around these days.

Well, there's a little, but it's scattered around. A bit of him is there, a third of him is over there, an arm's in the wood chipper...

You're just trying to scare them.

Well, there's a little, but it's scattered around. A bit of him is
there, a third of him is over there, an arm's in the wood chipper...

I'm looking over / my dead dog Rover / that I overran with a mower ...

One leg is missing / the other is gone / the third one is scattered all over the lawn

There's no use explaining / the one remaining / it's lying on the kitchen floor

I'm looking over / my dead dog Rover / that I overran, that I overran, that I overran with a mower!

We mock your pain.

Apparently.

I had to double-check that this was not posted by fleeb

I am certainly familiar with the tune.

oops ... didn't make that connection. sry

Hmmmm.... Billy-Bob, John-Boy, and Doo-Dah were down by the lake one day fishin' when, as luck would have it, they decided to give up on the fish and jump in for a swim.

Doo-Dah, being exceptionally inexperienced and more than slightly on the stupid side, managed to drown his-self to death.

Really upset over this turn of events, the other two bumpkins started debating on who was gonna break the news to Doo-Dah's mom.

All the way to Doo-Dah's house they argued over it. Finally Billy-Bob said "I'll tell 'er!"

So they go up to Doo-Dah's house, finding his mom in the front yard workin' on her garden.

So Billy-Bob goes up to her and sez "I got a song for you!"

And their friend's mom sez "so sing it for me."

And Billy-Bob sings.

"Guess who drowned at the lake today?
Doo-dah, Doo-dah."

[exits quickly dodging tossed debris....]

I was hoping this didn't go into something involving 'Zippity'...