As far as memes go, I've always been a fan of fark.com's "UFIA." That one never gets old.
And now it's the standard welcome. Die in a car fire!
Wow.. I vanish for so long that my account gets purged.. and THIS is the topic? Amazing.
To whom it may concern, the aforementioned grelf was not a funny person. He was, and probably still is, a total asshole. With any luck, he's being dragged under a bus somewhere. If you feel that you are in some way clueless because you don't get the joke of "die in a car fire", you can stop worrying now.
Tough words from Brooklyn... hi Pulse
Hey, welcome back Peter!
Hi! Nice to see that a few familiar faces remain :)
It's Shazam! Welcome back!
Thank you, thank you, it's good to be back. Now I only have a gazillion messages to catch up on and we'll be all set.
OK I read them all
just kidding, but I really should have been working today, so I'm going to stop now
flash of lightening? (and its very very frightening)
Subject: Uncensorship needed
I came to this BBS because I am being censored.
PLEASE COPY AND POST THE ATTACHED VIDEO TO ANY UNCENSORED INTERNET ACCOUNT!
I tried to post videos to youtube, but they received very few hits. I realized that I was being censored when a helpful internet user "mirrored" my video onto his own account. The mirrored copy received Thousands of hits!
This is important information, please copy the video, and post online.
Relevent terms are: Klu Klux Klan, Jesus, Persecution, False Imprisonment, etc . . .
Thank You, Brian
Subject: Download link
I tried to attach the video file to my first message, but I do not see it on there, so please download the video from this link . . .
Thank you very much for any help you can give.
Your friend, Brian
I will admit your message intrigues me, it has all my favorite things, the KKK, false imprisonment, and Jesus. If it had
something about waffles it would be AWESOME! When you said Jesus you meant Jesus Carlos Gonzales Perez Carter I hope.
*imagines zooer singing 'These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things' with a peculiar laundry list*
Nice to see you here again, Shazam!