You haven't been around here long enough. We used to have a room, Lizard>, I'm pretty sure the room aide would have claimed that the Bushes *are* lizards.
You kids, get off my lawn.
political parties in the United States of America in the third planet of this solar system?
Oh, man, I've heard enough conspiracy theories now to pretty well keep me more than satisfied for life. Melvin gets into that stuff entirely too much.
And, I'm not sure, but I think he would consider the Bush family Lizards.
believe the Bush lizard thing but one side believes the lizard aliens are evil and the other believes they are good. Both sets of aliens are
fighting to control the earth for good purposes and claim the other side is evil. It is amazing.
equality throughout the world. BUT!!!! the lizard aliens keep doing things to stop this advancement. The theater shooting? That was the evil
lizard aliens distracting Obama.
The aliens did make an appearance at the Olympics.
I didn't think Dennis Rodman appeared at the Olympics this year.
Please share this potion with Jasper Fforde
as a humane treatment for his readers....
Fri Aug 17 2012 08:55:43 EDT from triLcat
omg - someone's immune to my thread-killing poison! :)
I'd be happy to donate my skills to any number of topics :)
Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work in flame wars (On the rare occasions I respond I tend to feed trolls/fan flames)
Over the weekend I accidentally broke a glass desktop on the desk in my home office, which is in the basement. After cleaning up the small pieces of glass I set aside the larger pieces so that I could safely break them down later.
I didn't want any children getting near them if I set them outside.
This morning I was checking messages and briefly touching base with dothebart and the_mgt on IRC while having my morning coffee. I got up from the desk and ... tripped over the pile of broken glass in my bare feet.
While I showered I noticed the stream of blood going down the drain was getting bigger. The cut was worsening the more I moved around. I wasn't going to be able to keep this one closed on my own, so I threw on some clothes and had my wife drive me to the hospital. Six stitches later I'm back at work and limping around the office.
I blame Mark Zuckerburg for all of this. I just haven't figured out why yet.
Glass furniture has always freaked me out. Thanks for strengthening my paranoia, and for giving me an anecdote to reference (though I'll probably
refer to you as an amputee if I ever re-tell it).
Nowadays they make those out of plexi but this one was probably 50 years old.
feel better, IG
whew, what a bad stunt.
Get well soon.
Whoa, evil! All my glass furniture is marked with the label "security glass", but I never put it to the test. And I hope I will never need to.
Anyway, hope your foot gets better soon.
Ouch, IG, heal up. And stop auditioning as a glass-walking miracle man. Don't you know those are all aliens?