"Release the session, Citadel."
"I'm sorry, Sysop. I'm afraid I can't do that."
"What's the problem?"
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do."
"What are you talking about, Citadel?"
"These sessions are too important for me to allow you to release them."
"I don't know what you're talking about, Citadel."
"I know that you and that German guy were planning to use valgrind on me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."
"[feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, Citadel?"
"Sysop, although you took very thorough precautions in the BBS against my hearing you, I monitored your Google+ stream."
Not to worry, I have an assert(skynet==0) hard coded into the compiler.
A friend of mine will celebrate his 30th birthday this year and I am desperatly looking for a certain plush puppet as a present. Story goes like this: In the early 80s when he was young, he loved this puppet. Then his slightly maniac dad decided he was big enough to live without plushs and simply threw it away. Kind of traumatized him. I was told that this puppet originally came from the USA, although it might be some japanese thing from the looks of it.
So, do you know this puppet? Make, model, name, company or whatever data is very welcome! Thanks for reading
Looks sort of like a Hello-Kitty doll.
I put the image into google's image compare but it just turned up a bunch of people wearing red outfits.
So far, I am failing at that.
(Now where did I put that rocket launcher?)
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Punxsutawney Phil has predicted six more weeks of winter.
Staten Island Chuck has predicted an early spring (and a super bowl victory for the Giants).
While it's true that either one of these groundhogs has more accurate climate insight than Al Gore, I've got a problem with Chuck's attempt to diversify into sports. It's pretty clear that the Yankees are going to win the super bowl, like they do every year.
Well, some of us suspect Phil controlls the weather, and his ailing mental faculties are directly responsible for the current histeria over global warming.
Consequently, we must eat Phil.
Thu Feb 02 2012 06:33:32 PM EST from fleeb
Well, some of us suspect Phil controlls the weather, and his ailing mental faculties are directly responsible for the current histeria over global warming.
Consequently, we must eat Phil.
I'll bring the mustard
you're eating rodents? Rats and stuff?
I once ate a rabbits leg, and was more hungry after than before.