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[#] Fri Jun 17 2016 17:29:00 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

A better question would be: since when do I have hair?

[#] Sat Jun 18 2016 00:23:14 UTC from zooer

Try the Trump comb-over, it is the latest thing.

[#] Sat Jun 18 2016 10:14:30 UTC from LoanShark

Try the Trump comb-over, it is the latest thing.

... for me to poop on.

(I'm a BIIIIIRD!)

[#] Tue Jun 21 2016 03:13:58 UTC from ax25

Thu Jun 16 2016 04:41:36 PM EDT from pandora

Flat top? What does your hair have to do with steak?

Eight corners, 90-degree angles
Flat top, stares straight ahead
Stock parts, blockhead

Welcome home fellow sub. Don't go pink - No slack. Praise Bob.

[#] Thu Jun 23 2016 11:24:27 UTC from zooer

Mon Jun 20 2016 11:13:58 PM EDT from ax25

blockhead

Blockhead?

[#] Sat Jun 25 2016 04:38:31 UTC from ax25

No, but pretty good live performance on that one.

[#] Fri Jul 01 2016 18:07:43 UTC from zooer

Accept certificate for uncensored.citadel.org?
The certificate for uncensored.citadel.org could not be validated.
The certificate has expired and should not be considered valid. Check that your computer's date and time are accurate.

Certificate Information
Common name: uncensored.citadel.org
Issued By: CN=uncensored.citadel.org,O=Uncensored Communications Group,L=Yorktown Heights,ST=New York,C=US
Fingerprint (SHA1): ba:21:5c:9d:41:10:d3:dc:cb:50:35:19:82:4f:ce:d4:91:b6:da:2e
Activation date: Sun Jul 26 17:59:19 2015
Expiration date: Sun Nov 4 10:31:03 1906

How do you expect me to trust Trump when I can't trust certificates that expired in 1906?

[#] Fri Jul 01 2016 18:16:55 UTC from zooer

It has been 110 years.

[#] Mon Jul 04 2016 10:55:21 UTC from zooer

Happy forth of July!

and to all those outside of the United States of America, happy July 4th!

[#] Mon Jul 04 2016 17:50:02 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

Happy day when we celebrate independence from a foreign power whose tax levies were a tiny fraction of what we're paying now!

[#] Tue Jul 05 2016 14:14:22 UTC from Ragnar Danneskjold

Celebrate the day brought to you by the government trying to seize the firearms of private citizens.

[#] Wed Jul 06 2016 11:52:33 UTC from zooer

Happy 6th of Jul;y everybody!

[#] Wed Jul 06 2016 21:47:43 UTC from athos-mn

Boom?

[#] Wed Jul 06 2016 23:03:58 UTC from zooer

chicka chicka

[#] Thu Jul 07 2016 01:32:06 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

We don't have BOOM anymore because the server software is so reliable. But thanks for the lulz :)

This afternoon's server outage came to us courtesy of a loose cable, or a bad connector, or something to that effect. I had them change it and we're back, and as badass as ever.

[#] Sun Jul 10 2016 03:34:33 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

But *today's* problem was software related. Ran out of disk space and the database crashed.

[#] Sun Jul 10 2016 14:10:24 UTC from zooer

So it is also hardware related. The software didn't know how to handle the hardware problem.

[#] Mon Jul 11 2016 13:47:05 UTC from IGnatius T Foobar

It also broke my lawnmower. I'm not sure how that happened. I changed the oil and filter, put on two new blades (the old ones were in pretty bad shape even after sharpening), and mowed the front lawn ... then drove it up the driveway and when I put the blades back in gear to mow the back lawn, there was a "plink!" sound and no more spinny blades anymore. No more decapitated blades of grass.

The spring on the belt tensioner broke off. It's got to have something to do with the server and software problems I had earlier in the weekend. The two are obviously related. I think ninja cats may have something to do with it.

[#] Wed Jul 13 2016 13:30:39 UTC from wizard of aahz

Cat here is looking pretty smug.

[#] Wed Jul 13 2016 20:29:01 UTC from LoanShark

It's what they do.

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