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[#] Mon Apr 20 2015 16:46:27 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Well yes, there's that whole "born again" thing, and I get it, but even as someone of the Crispy persuasion I'm still a bit turned off by people who hyperfocus on that phrase.

[#] Sun Jul 26 2015 20:57:18 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Did this room go away?

[#] Sun Jul 26 2015 21:19:54 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Nope

[#] Sun Jul 26 2015 21:22:30 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Don't listen to him, this room went away.

[#] Mon Jul 27 2015 08:23:16 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Sorry...couldn't find it on Uncensored...just realized that I had it zapped, there, since I had it networked here.



[#] Mon Jul 27 2015 11:52:08 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Did this room go away?

Yes. It is a figment of your imagination.

Perhaps you have consumed too much vodka (complete with hot pink amoebas floating in it).

[#] Mon Jul 27 2015 15:11:02 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Perhaps I haven't consumed enough vodka...is there a chance that hot pink amoebas might reside in beer?

[#] Mon Jul 27 2015 20:35:16 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Wait, there is alcohol involved?

[#] Tue Jul 28 2015 12:04:53 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Of course! Hot Pink Amoebas are best kept in their natural environment, immersed in copious amounts of alcohol.



[#] Tue Jul 28 2015 16:54:38 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Wait... I don't drink. Damn it. I never have any fun.

[#] Sun Sep 20 2015 16:37:00 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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What it really all comes down to is that I just want two things:

1. A tree that grows marshmallows instead of leaves.

True, I'm not much of a sweet tooth, but think about it ... you get the campfire going and pull a few branches down, and the marshmallows are already on the sticks. This would be awesome.

2. A "universal detonator."

When I push the button, whatever I'm looking at explodes. I'm pretty sure Michael Bay has one of these, and I want one too. There's nothing that couldn't be made more awesome by the addition of explosions (and I think Mr. Bay agrees).

[#] Mon Sep 21 2015 11:22:11 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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The closest thing to a universal detonator that I have managed to acquire is a C++ compiler.

[#] Mon Sep 28 2015 09:22:12 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Sorry fleeb, but if you're going to open the category to include "software that blows up" you're never going to out-explode Exchange.

[#] Fri Oct 02 2015 12:31:55 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Hm... this is true, if not entirely universal.

[#] Tue Dec 29 2015 11:05:23 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I made a lovely pot of oatmeal this morning.

This is the day I'm working from home this week, so I put a pot on the stove and let it simmer. The can says "steel-cut oats" but I prefer the colloquial name for the product: "pinhead oats." Who wouldn't prefer that name?

As soon as the porridge was finished cooking, this little blond girl showed up in my house trying to steal it. I fed her to the bears.

[#] Tue Dec 29 2015 14:06:49 EST from zooer @ Uncensored

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[#] Thu Dec 31 2015 14:44:08 EST from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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I thought Mrs. Foobar was the little blond girl? You fed her to the bears?

[#] Mon Jan 04 2016 11:48:39 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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She was the Goldilocks who was, at the time, sleeping in my bed. I woke her up and gave her a bowl of porridge.

[#] Mon Jan 04 2016 13:05:31 EST from zooer @ Uncensored

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"Bed full of bondage" would have made that story so much better, but it is your story.



[#] Mon Jan 04 2016 17:21:57 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I should be so lucky.



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