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[#] Sat Oct 26 2013 19:11:05 EDT from LoanShark

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SMAUG FLASH!

[#] Wed Dec 04 2013 07:15:55 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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I used to know this guy named Miles, he moved to another country and changed his name to Kilometers

[#] Thu Dec 05 2013 15:52:10 EST from DemonStalker <DemonStalker@bbs.bubbanfriends.org>

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OUCH!

[#] Sun Jan 05 2014 17:45:02 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that Scrappy Doo and George Clooney are twins separated at birth.

[#] Sat Mar 08 2014 19:13:55 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Evidently there is an entire hotel staff passing around a copy of our reservation and having a laugh. I'd forgotten that when we made the reservation I saw a box labeled "special requests" -- and typed in it "Please ensure that the pool is filled with jello instead of water."

Guests like us are what make the job fun, they told us. I'm glad we were able to generate a few smiles.

[#] Tue Mar 11 2014 15:58:45 EDT from Ladyhawke

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<laughs>  Cute, IG.  Shared this with my brother, the Hotel Manager.  Add another laugh to your list.  :-)

 



[#] Sun Jun 15 2014 11:31:24 EDT from itisme

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lmöl,˝,˝,ölmkl



[#] Mon Jun 16 2014 00:22:32 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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lolz

[#] Tue Jun 24 2014 18:27:29 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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KEEP CALM

and

KILL EVERYONE

who

GETS IN YOUR WAY


[#] Thu Jul 03 2014 14:25:46 EDT from fleeb

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You got your gestalt in my peanut butter!

[#] Mon Aug 04 2014 10:32:31 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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ProTip: when a spammer asks for your phone number, give it "911-911-9111" so they get in trouble for abusing E911 service when they try to call you.


[#] Thu Aug 07 2014 10:55:48 EDT from fleeb

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IT IS ALIVE!

ALIVE!

... (kill it) ...

[#] Sun Aug 10 2014 22:46:44 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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All of this coming week ... I will be playing guitar while dressed as a cross between Murray Cook (from The Wiggles) and Slash (from Guns & Roses).

No, you can't see a photo.

[#] Mon Aug 11 2014 08:07:33 EDT from zooer

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I always thought they were the same guy, the Slash version just has a wig and a hat.

[#] Mon Aug 11 2014 12:35:35 EDT from fleeb

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We are all going to dye.

[#] Mon Aug 11 2014 13:24:42 EDT from vince-q

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Ouch....

[#] Tue Aug 12 2014 07:45:55 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Murray dresses in red. Slash has a wig and a hat. I have a red wig and a red hat. Murray was born in Australia, Slash was born in England, I was born in the USA. However, unlike Bruce Springsteen, I have never performed "Born in the USA," and of course I have to make the obligatory point that Obama was NOT born in the USA.

Clear as mud, right?

By the way, you've gotta get the right wig the first time. At most costume shops they are typically not returnable. If you get a really good shop they will sometimes do you a favor and "damage it out" but they can't sell it again.
So when a family member offers to get your costume parts for you and you say "You know what Slash looks like, right?" make sure they actually do, otherwise you end up with a Bozo the Clown wig and red star-shaped glasses.

[#] Wed Aug 13 2014 04:36:35 EDT from triLcat

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always hated that song. I was born in Germany :(

 



[#] Wed Aug 13 2014 10:25:40 EDT from Ladyhawke

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Tue Aug 12 2014 07:45:55 AM EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored
... otherwise you end up with a Bozo the Clown wig and red star-shaped glasses.

Now THAT would'a been a picture I'd pay to see!



[#] Wed Aug 13 2014 11:02:21 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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I was born in the United States; therefore I am a native American.

The only exception is when I need to endear myself to someone who has a soft spot for Italian-Americans; in those cases I will invoke my heritage.

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