I used to know this guy named Miles, he moved to another country and changed his name to Kilometers
The more I think about it, the more I'm convinced that Scrappy Doo and George Clooney are twins separated at birth.
Evidently there is an entire hotel staff passing around a copy of our reservation and having a laugh. I'd forgotten that when we made the reservation I saw a box labeled "special requests" -- and typed in it "Please ensure that the pool is filled with jello instead of water."
Guests like us are what make the job fun, they told us. I'm glad we were able to generate a few smiles.
<laughs> Cute, IG. Shared this with my brother, the Hotel Manager. Add another laugh to your list. :-)
Subject: Re: lknkl
GETS IN YOUR WAY
You got your gestalt in my peanut butter!
ProTip: when a spammer asks for your phone number, give it "911-911-9111" so they get in trouble for abusing E911 service when they try to call you.
IT IS ALIVE!
... (kill it) ...
All of this coming week ... I will be playing guitar while dressed as a cross between Murray Cook (from The Wiggles) and Slash (from Guns & Roses).
No, you can't see a photo.
We are all going to dye.
Clear as mud, right?
By the way, you've gotta get the right wig the first time. At most costume shops they are typically not returnable. If you get a really good shop they will sometimes do you a favor and "damage it out" but they can't sell it again.
So when a family member offers to get your costume parts for you and you say "You know what Slash looks like, right?" make sure they actually do, otherwise you end up with a Bozo the Clown wig and red star-shaped glasses.
always hated that song. I was born in Germany :(
Tue Aug 12 2014 07:45:55 AM EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored... otherwise you end up with a Bozo the Clown wig and red star-shaped glasses.
Now THAT would'a been a picture I'd pay to see!
I was born in the United States; therefore I am a native American.
The only exception is when I need to endear myself to someone who has a soft spot for Italian-Americans; in those cases I will invoke my heritage.