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[#] Tue Mar 13 2018 09:11:06 EDT from lammens007

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morning without cafeine :( life sucks



[#] Wed Mar 14 2018 10:11:06 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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ON YOUR FEET, SOLDIER! CAFFEINE TIME!!!!!!!

[#] Wed Mar 28 2018 09:15:43 EDT from fleeb

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I'VE GOT A KAZOO,
LET'S HAVE A TUNE...
WHEN I COUNT TO THREE, MOTHERFUCKERS... GOOD MORNING!

[#] Mon Apr 09 2018 06:34:37 EDT from fleeb

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IT'S FUCKING GREAT TO BE ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKERS! GOOD MORNING!

[#] Mon Apr 09 2018 09:49:55 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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THE FUCKING SUN IS SHINING

THE ASSHOLE BIRDS ARE SINGING

THE COFFEE IS STRONG AS SHIT TODAY

GOOD FUCKING MORNING!



[#] Wed Oct 17 2018 11:43:32 EDT from fleeb

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*ahem*

GOOD FUCKING MORNING, ASSHATS!

[#] Fri Dec 28 2018 09:48:47 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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NOT A GOOD MORNING. MY COFFEE MAKER IS BROKEN.

[#] Fri Dec 28 2018 09:54:10 EST from zooer

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Relax, you have an Amazon gift certificate, they are offering free shipping until the end of the month!



[#] Fri Dec 28 2018 10:42:35 EST from wizard of aahz

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You could always buy a Keurig. <GRIN>

[#] Fri Dec 28 2018 15:36:33 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Thank you, smartasses. But you both lose. I found a replacement carafe at K-Mart that fits in my 15 year old Cuisinart coffee maker, and I'm back in business.

SO FUCK OFF, MORNING! AFTERNOON HAS COVFEFE AND IS BETTER!!!11

[#] Fri Dec 28 2018 15:39:19 EST from wizard of aahz

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Anytime coffee is good.

But if you weren't looking for smartassery, why would you post it here where you can count on our replies?

[#] Wed Jan 02 2019 10:19:01 EST from fleeb

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*taps mic*

* walks off *

[#] Fri Jan 25 2019 18:12:57 EST from LoanShark

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2018-12-28 09:48 from IGnatius T Foobar

NOT A GOOD MORNING. MY COFFEE MAKER IS BROKEN.

No, unplug the ethernet hub and plug in the coffee maker. Everyone will thank you because the won't have to do any work because the network's down.

[#] Mon Jan 28 2019 10:07:52 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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My coffee pot doesn't support HTCPCP. There aren't even any ethernet ports in my kitchen. WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE BUILDS A HOUSE IN 1991 AND DOESN'T BOTHER TO PUT PHONE AND CABLE JACKS IN EVERY ROOM?!

I have since repaired the afforementioned coffee maker by purchasing a replacement carafe.

GOOD MORNING? FUCK OFF, GOOD MORNING. I'M DRINKING LEFTOVER COFFEE BECAUSE I CAN'T GET MYSELF TO THROW IT AWAY.

[#] Mon Jan 28 2019 10:40:20 EST from wizard of aahz

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Leftover from when?

[#] Tue Jan 29 2019 13:33:14 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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From the previous day.

[#] Tue Jan 29 2019 16:10:00 EST from wizard of aahz

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How is there coffee left over from the previous day? ever? really?? How do you survive if you don't drink it all?

[#] Wed Jan 30 2019 12:35:12 EST from fleeb

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Poorly, I suspect.

[#] Thu Jan 31 2019 19:42:46 EST from LoanShark

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happens a lot around here. we have a 2-serving espresso maker and somebody only drinks one that day...

so the next day, you put it in the microwave for lukewarm coffee. lukewarm like the inside of a tauntaun.


*ObPolarVortexJoke

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