Here's your fucking coffee... IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! WAKE UP, ASSHOLES!
"GOOD MORNING! I KNOW IT'S EARLY ON THE ONLY DAY YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO SLEEP IN, BUT WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFER YOU THIS FABULOUS OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE SOLAR PANELS INSTALLED ON YOUR HOME AT NO CHARGE!!"
GOOD MORNING... BUY MY SHIT, DOUCHBAG!
And, what is so good about it?
JUST FUCKING BUY IT... GOOD FUCKING MORNING!
HOLY FUCKING MORNING, but it's cold out there.
Bad Morning everyone!
(Just wanted to see what would happen)
Watch out for falling pianos.
Fuck you, IG. You're gonna have a good morning, or armageddon.
You missed 420.. You can't say hi now.
FUCKING GOOD MORNING, ASSWIPES!
It just occurred to me that Fleeb never explained the gag here, and I don't think anyone (including me) ever figured it out.
Good morning, sir.
To think that I'd live to be good morninged by a fleeb.