Here's your fucking coffee... IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! WAKE UP, ASSHOLES!
[#] Sat Feb 14 2015 10:31:46 EST from IGnatius T Foobar
"GOOD MORNING! I KNOW IT'S EARLY ON THE ONLY DAY YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO SLEEP IN, BUT WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFER YOU THIS FABULOUS OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE SOLAR PANELS INSTALLED ON YOUR HOME AT NO CHARGE!!"
GOOD MORNING... BUY MY SHIT, DOUCHBAG!
And, what is so good about it?
JUST FUCKING BUY IT... GOOD FUCKING MORNING!
HOLY FUCKING MORNING, but it's cold out there.
Top of the morning to you, have a pleasant day.
[#] Wed Mar 18 2015 09:17:23 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar
Bad Morning everyone!
(Just wanted to see what would happen)
Watch out for falling pianos.
Fuck you, IG. You're gonna have a good morning, or armageddon.
[#] Fri Mar 20 2015 16:07:32 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar
my arm a geddon tired! can i put down dis morning now?
You missed 420.. You can't say hi now.
I missed it because ummmmm
FUCKING GOOD MORNING, ASSWIPES!
[#] Mon Jun 15 2015 23:55:30 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar
Ugh, it'll be morning in five minutes.
[#] Wed Sep 23 2015 08:18:18 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar
It just occurred to me that Fleeb never explained the gag here, and I don't think anyone (including me) ever figured it out.
Good morning, sir.
To think that I'd live to be good morninged by a fleeb.