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"Remember when your mother told you never to take candy from a stranger? I'm the one she was talking about."
After failing to get into Barnum and Bailey Clown College, John decided to set out on his own, a new type of clown, guaranteed to please the masses with promises of sex and candy.
He was a clown. She was a gumball machine. Their love was forbidden, their child kept hidden. Until now.
Giant glowing fish leaping from the water... check.
Mountainous tit looming menacingly in the background... check.
Young man obliviously jogging in the foreground... check.
Operation Mindfuck has begun.
O: B-i-l-l, come on! Pay attention to me!!
B: <to himself> Hillary, you better have a damned good intern waiting for me backstage....