You are still in the farmhouse.  The computer continues to flash a Guru Meditation screen.

> SHOOT COMPUTER

The computer explodes in a hailstorm of plastic and silicon as the shotgun blast hits the system cabinet.

You are in a farmhouse.

There are bits of plastic and silicon on the floor.

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plugh

Tue Feb 18 2025 23:44:03 UTCfrom LoanShark

PLAY FARMVILLE

You just shot the computer, Tex.

 

Inventory

You have a shotgun with expended shells.

look

You see a destroyed Amiga 500 that couldn't have run Farmville without a graphics card and a network adapter in the first place.

You see a floppy disk containing the iBrowse web browser.

You see a manual for iBrowse indicating you need more RAM to run it and AmigaOS 3.1 or newer.

You see an Amiga Workbench 1.3 floppy disk.

You are in a farmhouse.

Atari for the win.

Wed Feb 19 2025 21:10:36 UTC from SamuraiCrow

 

You see a destroyed Amiga 500 that couldn't have run Farmville without a graphics card and a network adapter in the first place.

 

> EXAMINE WALLS

There are four of them!  Kind of rustic ... after all, it's a farmhouse.  The windows have basic trim and framing and there are signs of slight water damage.

> EXAMINE FLOOR

The floor is made of wooden boards about 20 cm wide.  Years of wear and poor maintenance have raised the grain and added a few damaged spots.  Some of the floorboards are loose and need repair.

> LIFT FLOORBOARD

Oh, a wise guy, eh?  You think that just because this is a text adventure there's going to be a secret cavern under the floor?

> YES

Congratulations!  You have discovered a secret cavern under the floor.

> DOWN

You are in a crawl space about 2 meters high.  Concrete block walls frame the farm house above.  On the north face of the foundation there are some damp boulders covering what sounds like running water behind them.  To the east there is a gap in the wall leading to what looks like a hand dug tunnel.

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