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[#] Mon Jul 23 2018 13:46:25 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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That isn't as exciting as the original story.



[#] Mon Jul 23 2018 15:14:29 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Depends on the IQ of the cultured bacteria..

[#] Wed Jul 25 2018 15:07:14 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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That isn't as exciting as the original story.

No, but it's a good time to observe that my use of the word "smart-ass" turned out to be a pretty good pun.

[#] Thu Aug 02 2018 15:42:34 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Speaking of cultured bacteria:

[ https://tinyurl.com/bottle-of-cooch ]

These folks are now brewing and selling beer made from "the vaginal lactic acid of hot models".

Not just "of the weird" but downright eeeeewwwwww gross. That doesn't even sound appealing in the way that going down on a hot underwear model might be. It just sounds like really crappy beer made from ingredients that are probably illegal to use.

[#] Fri Aug 03 2018 15:53:09 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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How did they collect this secretion?  Did they mention if it was from humans?



[#] Sat Aug 04 2018 21:34:49 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Wasn't there a vodka that was being sold after it had been poured over women??

[#] Mon Aug 06 2018 14:11:05 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Yeah... not interested. Ew.

Wait a bit, though... 'vaginal lactic acid'...?

*tappity tip tap*

Huh... 'lactobacilli' generates the lactic acid down there. I tend to think of anything 'lactic' involving milk moreso than that area of the body, but obviously this is a shortcoming in my own thinking on the subject.

[#] Mon Aug 06 2018 14:33:51 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Knowing the main ingredients of beer, I'd be more concerned about where they're getting the yeast from.

[#] Tue Oct 23 2018 09:42:42 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I'm just going to leave this here.

[ https://tinyurl.com/more-exploding-toilets ]

Exploding toilets are always a great way to start your day.  Just can't get enough of those.



[#] Mon Jun 24 2019 11:25:51 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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I don't know where this goes....

Mason Reese was a child star of the 70s, he looks EXACTLY the same as he did 50 years ago.  Of course he looked like an old man at five years old.

The story isn't important, I am just amazed that he looks the same.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/former-child-star-mason-reese-54-adult-model-girlfriend-26-sarah-russi-sugar-daddy



[#] Fri Jul 05 2019 11:27:05 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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54 years old and that ugly, and he's got a porn star girlfriend who's half his age?
Who says money can't buy happiness?

[#] Sat Jul 06 2019 15:09:23 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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You are just bitter and don't believe in true love when you see it.

 

I found it funny how she is less interested in sex than he is.
I also found it funny that her parents are "big fans" of his... I didn't know he had a fan base.



[#] Tue Jul 09 2019 12:24:11 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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"If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. "

Thousands of Alien Hunters to Storm US Top Secret Area 51 to Search for Extraterrestrial Proof
https://sputniknews.com/us/201907091076190763-alien-hunters-storm-us-area-51/



[#] Thu Jul 25 2019 13:35:07 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Yeah, that ought to work great. A large convention of conspiracy theorists in the middle of the desert!

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