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&quot;News of the Weird&quot; and other news tidbits. Blah blah blah.
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<p>Looks like it's one of several Oreo separator machines featured <em>by Oreo itself</em> on YouTube.</p>
<p>Fun stuff.  I particularly like how they did the introductions with ASCII graphics :)</p>
<p> </p>
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]]></description></item><item><link>http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Of%20the%20Weird?start_reading_at=3404008</link><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 09:38:52 +0500</pubDate><title>Message #3404008</title><guid isPermaLink="false">3404008@Uncensored</guid><description><![CDATA[Just a little.... but he did mention his girlfriend in the story.  
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 Hmm... just a little over the top. 
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This guy hates the cream in Orea cookies, so he built a machine to remove it.
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 Awesome! 
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story "He burned the other side of his face when they called back ... then
he burned his fingers dialing 911." 
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 I am a bad person because I noticed he's Polish, and thought this might be
a new Polock joke. 
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http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/man-answers-iron-instead-of-phone-burns-half-his-face.html

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<p>test</p>
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 And in some cases, pubic. 
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 Her *privates* are *public* 
]]></description></item><item><link>http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Of%20the%20Weird?start_reading_at=3367088</link><pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2012 16:21:01 +0500</pubDate><title>Message #3367088</title><guid isPermaLink="false">3367088@Uncensored</guid><description><![CDATA[]]></description></item><item><link>http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Of%20the%20Weird?start_reading_at=3367039</link><pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2012 13:46:06 +0500</pubDate><title>Message #3367039</title><guid isPermaLink="false">3367039@Uncensored</guid><description><![CDATA[Good thing you didn't look at the link.  It simply says "This video is private.
Sorry about that." 
  
 That's how dense the matter is. 
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 (without looking at the link) 
  
 Paris Hilton's brain matter? 
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Incredible new discovery that scientist believe is the densest matter known to mankind.
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<p>Those wacky Americans.</p>
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]]></description></item><item><link>http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Of%20the%20Weird?start_reading_at=3315908</link><pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 11:49:52 +0500</pubDate><title>Message #3315908</title><guid isPermaLink="false">3315908@Uncensored</guid><description><![CDATA[Deaf child named "Hunter" can not use American Sign Langauge sign for his name because it promotes violence.

http://goo.gl/5NQbf

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 Huh.  Gibberish as an art form. 
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 >reviews for this place comfortably refer to it as a very nice up-scale 
 
 >restaurant, despite knowing better.  I think Google finds this   
 >annoying, because they removed all of the comments, but they're   
 >returning rather quickly.   
  
 I guess Google gave up on "cleansing" this one because the restaurant comments
are no longer being deleted.  Fleeb ega queeshtiv! 
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 So... apparently, a lot of people are quoting this young kid's verse for
Drake and Josh's 12 Days Of Christmas.  He says: 
  
 Fleeb ega queeshtiv. 
  
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cARSyLrqDI 
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 http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/09/us-crime-madison-idUSTRE8081FW201201
09 
  
 Zopittybop-bop-bop arrested near Wisconsin Capitol. 
  
 In related news, Mr. Zopittybop-bop-bop found acquiring a job to be punishingly
difficult since his name change. 
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 http://g.co/maps/rpkua 
  
 Livid Lobster, Inc. is a media company.  However, the folks posting reviews
for this place comfortably refer to it as a very nice up-scale restaurant,
despite knowing better.  I think Google finds this annoying, because they
removed all of the comments, but they're returning rather quickly. 
]]></description></item><item><link>http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Of%20the%20Weird?start_reading_at=3054624</link><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 12:50:20 +0500</pubDate><title>Message #3054624</title><guid isPermaLink="false">3054624@Uncensored</guid><description><![CDATA[Later in life she'll hook up with Bobby Tables. 
  
 (Either that or she'll simply start spelling her name l-e-d-a-s-h-a) 
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 That would be Ledasha's mother.  Ledasha will likely grow quite the sense
of humor thanks to her mother.  That, or she'll be permanently angry for no
good reason. 
  
 Yeah, I was thinking Lehyphena as well, dothebart. 
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<p>and...</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>if the person who draws the line...</p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p> </p>
<p>stops a little later.....</p>
<p> </p>
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<p> </p>
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<p>her name would be........</p>
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<p>LeHyphena ?</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Srsly, this simply is an act of "don't mess with geeks, or you'll find your pic on the net with some fun about you" I guess this Ledesha actualy didn't know that. ;-)</p>
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<p>I might sound like a prick here, but I think she will not live in an overly literate part of reality. So long as everyone can say her name correcctly, she will not really suffer.</p>
<p>But the name reminded me of this old video:  &lt;object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pCdmiZyyGjQ?version=3&amp;feature=player_embedded"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pCdmiZyyGjQ?version=3&amp;feature=player_embedded" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</p>
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<p>Yeah, I felt a very heavy responsibility in naming my children. I wanted them to have names that were known/accepted names, not too common, had some meaning (not just in terms of their actual definition, but in terms of the sentiment.) names that wouldn't get more than a normal amount of teasing. I got called Leach for part of a school year, but seriously, there's nothing wrong with the name Leah. Kids will tease pretty much any name some.</p>
<p>Le dash a, though, is doomed to a lifetime of people misspelling/mispronouncing her name and just plain thinking it's weird.</p>
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]]></description></item><item><link>http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Of%20the%20Weird?start_reading_at=3050724</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 09:59:41 +0500</pubDate><title>Message #3050724</title><guid isPermaLink="false">3050724@Uncensored</guid><description><![CDATA[Yeesh.  I'm a big fan of playing stupid games with words, but it takes a particularly
severe kind of brain damage to consign another human being to a lifetime of
having to deal with a semantically broken (or just stupid) name. 
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<p>http://www.roflgirls.com/images/girls/Ledasha.jpg</p>
<p><img src="http://www.roflgirls.com/images/girls/Ledasha.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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did a good job. 
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nobody ever gets hurt... 
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<p>that was indescribably horrible. Her parents, coaches, and everyone who watched the show at the stadium should be jailed.</p>
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<p>She looked like she was having a great time.</p>
<p> </p>
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 So, would you let your 9 year old daughter do this? 
  
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9obAE2w26Y 
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<p>so an elk got drunk and endet up hanging in an apple-tree:</p>
<p>http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/bild-785221-258472.html</p>
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<p>http://www.postitwar.com/</p>
<p>postits as pixels in windowscreens... fancy</p>
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<p>Add a fridge with a big amount of beer inside and you could totally go on a relaxed saturday leisure ride.</p>
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<p>Must be why I see so many couches on the side of the road on I-95.</p></body></html>
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<p>just found oncyclorama.net</p>
<p> </p>
<p>http://www.cyclorama.net/images/galleryImages/img141-lrg..jpg</p>
<p><img src="http://www.cyclorama.net/images/galleryImages/img141-lrg.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Furniture races...</p>
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 Yeah, kind of a shame, but not a bad advertisement campaign for a movie.

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hoping for "look at that stupid ha ha ha" but it's a Planet of the Apes advertisement.
 :( 
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<p>Yep, coffee urn, fridge, whatever is in reach! Have you seen his "Maybe Logic - The lives and ideas of RAW" docu piece? Features his default ramblings and some funny stuff I hadn't read in his books before. Also I love R.U. Sirius announcing him for that one speech.</p>
<p>And in reply to jellyfish with lasers, have an ape with a kalashnikov:</p>
<p>http://io9.com/5818657/man-hands-ape-an-ak+47-hilarity-andor-death-ensues (Got it from two different sources today, viral as herpes in a McDo kitchen...)</p>
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 >Wilsons Triology Illuminatus! and it is also used in the much better  
  
 Of course it does. You're like the midget in the coffee urn, Markoff Cheney.
Too many of my nicks on other systems come from Illuminatus!, directly or
indirectly, to the extent that people get confused. 
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 Oh, now you remind me of something I did in the Army. 
  
 I functioned as the band's clerk for this one place (in the US, not while
I was in Japan).  We generated the usual insane measures of paperwork that
required a signature from our commanding officer (warrant officers for the
band, commissioned officers for most other units). 
  
 One day, I typed out a memorandum requiring everyone to shave their eyebrows
by order of the commander, and slipped it into the stack of papers to sign.

  
 He signed it, but modified it slightly to absolve himself of a need to remove
his eyebrows (so, he appreciated the joke, but proved that he reallyd id read
everything that he signed). 
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<p>I thought it was more common amongst english speakers, but mostly it gets overlooked. My usage as a nickname comes from Robert Anton Wilsons Triology Illuminatus! and it is also used in the much better Schrödinger's Cat triology (read the condensed version, not the long version! The long one spoils the fun!) where it is used by some angry vertically challenged fellow:</p>
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<p>The key Discordian practice known as "Operation Mindfuck" is exemplified in the character of Markoff Chaney (a play on the mathematical random process called Markov chain). He is an anti-social dwarf who engages in subtle practical joking in a deliberate attempt to cause social confusion. One such joke involves the forging and placing of signs that are signed by "The Mgt." (leading people to believe they are from "The Management" instead of "The Midget") that contain absurdities like "Slippery when wet. Maintain 50mph." [Wikipedia]</p>
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<p>I think in the book the character starts to use this abbreviation after he saw a sign reading "No salesperson may leave the floor without admission of a superior - The Mgt." in some warehouse. He finds it so disgusting and stupid that he returns at night and replaces it with the even more ridiculous "No salesperson may leave the floor nor look out the door without  admission of a superior - The Mgt." The Schrödinger's Cat triology is still among my most favourite books.</p>
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 Maybe, but MGT is a long standing abbreviation for management: 
  
 http://www.abbreviations.com/bs.aspx?st=MANAGEMENT&SE=2 
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becuase obviously everybody watches bones, if you look at the short form "mgt"
and start putting in vowels and consonants, you get "maggot" long before you
get "management" 
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<p>While I second the idea, that every living being deserves to eat a hot meal, this is definetly creepy! What's next? A Velociraptor with this thing implemented?!</p>
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 There's probably a mad scientist out there somewhere who envisions this as
a doomsday device... 
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 Sounds like they'd need to make each individual one by hand, though.  The
obvious breakthrough would be to evolve the jellyfish so that it naturally
develops a usable laser. 
  
 After all, when zillions of years of evolution have passed your species by,
you need all the help you can get. 
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 This article makes you rethink the 'sharks with laser beams' bit: 
  
 http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/13/scientists-make-living-laser-from-hu
man-cell/ 
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<p>That's... different.</p>
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 [ http://goo.gl/SE9rM ] 
  
 A man dressed in a cow costume stole 26 gallons of milk (worth about $92)
from Wal-Mart and then attempted to give the milk away outside the store.

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<p>so... my 17 years old nice friended me on FB. whew. &gt;200 friends. I guess I'm doing somethings different, just got 125... aeh 126 now.</p>
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<p>That's awesome!</p>
<p>The music, of course, caps the experience.</p>
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]]></description></item><item><link>http://uncensored.citadel.org/readfwd?go=Of%20the%20Weird?start_reading_at=2875144</link><pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 12:18:24 +0500</pubDate><title>Message #2875144</title><guid isPermaLink="false">2875144@Uncensored</guid><description><![CDATA[Here's a video called "scary japanese toilet" 
  
 http://www.buzzfeed.com/jyonni/scary-japanese-toilet-dare-you-pee-1qw8 
  
 And they wonder why some kids have anxiety over potty training? 
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<p>As is often the case, your finds are a rare gem.</p>
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offroad as you can get.  I wonder if he wound up looking like a pancake or
an accordion like in the old Road Runner cartoons? 
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"don't drive one near a cliff."  Quite bizarre.  And even though someone has
needlessly died, I can't help it -- I laughed.  Sorry.  :) 
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<p><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><strong>http://preview.tinyurl.com/2dtstj9</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-size: 10px; font-weight: normal; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px;">Owner of Segway dies after accidentally driving his Segway off a cliff.</span></span></strong></span></span></p>
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<p>For looking like a deer, or acting like a furry?</p>
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 But the parody scene that seems to be building up around it is even better.

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<p>This guy had a <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/04/hilarious-hiker-guy-freak_n_634861.html">rainbow-gasm</a>.</p>
<p>(<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/04/hilarious-hiker-guy-freak_n_634861.html">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/04/hilarious-hiker-guy-freak_n_634861.html</a>)</p>
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<p>Next time you're in Google Earth, take a look around here:</p>
<p>16 hardgate, aberdeen, scotland, united kingdom</p>
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 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_lightning_strikes_jesus_statue 
  
 'nuff said. 
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              <br><br>
<a href="http://news.aol.com/story/_a/ejection-seat/20071231193609990001">http://news.aol.com/story/_a/ejection-seat/20071231193609990001</a>
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