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[#] Tue Jul 28 2015 16:54:38 EDT from zooer

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Wait... I don't drink. Damn it. I never have any fun.

[#] Tue Aug 25 2015 09:28:28 EDT from itisme

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The problem is, I guess, that being gay is not hetero... Am I right?

[#] Tue Aug 25 2015 09:29:08 EDT from itisme

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Yesterday my poop did really hurt :(



[#] Tue Aug 25 2015 10:04:33 EDT from fleeb

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Metrosexual = heterogay?

[#] Sun Sep 20 2015 16:37:00 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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What it really all comes down to is that I just want two things:

1. A tree that grows marshmallows instead of leaves.

True, I'm not much of a sweet tooth, but think about it ... you get the campfire going and pull a few branches down, and the marshmallows are already on the sticks. This would be awesome.

2. A "universal detonator."

When I push the button, whatever I'm looking at explodes. I'm pretty sure Michael Bay has one of these, and I want one too. There's nothing that couldn't be made more awesome by the addition of explosions (and I think Mr. Bay agrees).

[#] Mon Sep 21 2015 11:22:11 EDT from fleeb

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The closest thing to a universal detonator that I have managed to acquire is a C++ compiler.

[#] Mon Sep 28 2015 09:22:12 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Sorry fleeb, but if you're going to open the category to include "software that blows up" you're never going to out-explode Exchange.

[#] Fri Oct 02 2015 12:31:55 EDT from fleeb

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Hm... this is true, if not entirely universal.

[#] Thu Nov 12 2015 12:07:46 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Metrosexual = heterogay?

No, it just refers to people who have sex on the train.

Or maybe with the train. <shrug>

[#] Tue Dec 29 2015 11:05:23 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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I made a lovely pot of oatmeal this morning.

This is the day I'm working from home this week, so I put a pot on the stove and let it simmer. The can says "steel-cut oats" but I prefer the colloquial name for the product: "pinhead oats." Who wouldn't prefer that name?

As soon as the porridge was finished cooking, this little blond girl showed up in my house trying to steal it. I fed her to the bears.

[#] Tue Dec 29 2015 14:06:49 EST from zooer

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[#] Thu Dec 31 2015 14:44:08 EST from wizard of aahz

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I thought Mrs. Foobar was the little blond girl? You fed her to the bears?

[#] Mon Jan 04 2016 11:48:39 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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She was the Goldilocks who was, at the time, sleeping in my bed. I woke her up and gave her a bowl of porridge.

[#] Mon Jan 04 2016 13:05:31 EST from zooer

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"Bed full of bondage" would have made that story so much better, but it is your story.



[#] Mon Jan 04 2016 17:21:57 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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I should be so lucky.



[#] Thu Jan 07 2016 07:01:38 EST from fleeb

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Hmm... 'bed full of bondage'... filing that one away for later.

[#] Tue Apr 05 2016 17:41:39 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Yes, it's an integrated feature in some new beds now. Very innovative.

[#] Wed Apr 27 2016 04:40:42 EDT from the_mgt

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For the record: They did put up a curtain at the caesarean of my gf, but I could still see the pump that takes in the surplus blood and other fluids. Also the floor got rather messy. So while the curtain partly helps, your imagination still gets lot of input. I didn't faint, but there still is lots of potential for those that can't see blood.



[#] Mon Nov 28 2016 17:05:26 EST from zooer

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I don't know where the generator room went!  I think, in order to save the environment from the gas and diesel generators, someone should invent a all electric generator to generate electricity.  Think how this will save on carbon emissions. 

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[#] Wed Nov 30 2016 21:01:58 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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The generator blog, and the important for-the-record blog entries I had there, got deleted by THE DREADED AUTO-PURGER because I forgot to make the room permanent and I hadn't posted in it for a year.

And yes, a generator should be powered by an electric motor, which can then power itself. POWER COMPANIES DON'T WANT YOU TO TRY THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK.

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