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What it really all comes down to is that I just want two things:
1. A tree that grows marshmallows instead of leaves.
True, I'm not much of a sweet tooth, but think about it ... you get the campfire going and pull a few branches down, and the marshmallows are already on the sticks. This would be awesome.
2. A "universal detonator."
When I push the button, whatever I'm looking at explodes. I'm pretty sure Michael Bay has one of these, and I want one too. There's nothing that couldn't be made more awesome by the addition of explosions (and I think Mr. Bay agrees).
Sorry fleeb, but if you're going to open the category to include "software
that blows up" you're never going to out-explode Exchange.
Metrosexual = heterogay?
No, it just refers to people who have sex on the train.
Or maybe with the train. <shrug>
I made a lovely pot of oatmeal this morning.
This is the day I'm working from home this week, so I put a pot on the stove and let it simmer. The can says "steel-cut oats" but I prefer the colloquial name for the product: "pinhead oats." Who wouldn't prefer that name?
As soon as the porridge was finished cooking, this little blond girl showed up in my house trying to steal it. I fed her to the bears.
She was the Goldilocks who was, at the time, sleeping in my bed. I woke her
up and gave her a bowl of porridge.
For the record: They did put up a curtain at the caesarean of my gf, but I could still see the pump that takes in the surplus blood and other fluids. Also the floor got rather messy. So while the curtain partly helps, your imagination still gets lot of input. I didn't faint, but there still is lots of potential for those that can't see blood.
I don't know where the generator room went! I think, in order to save the environment from the gas and diesel generators, someone should invent a all electric generator to generate electricity. Think how this will save on carbon emissions.
The generator blog, and the important for-the-record blog entries I had there,
got deleted by THE DREADED AUTO-PURGER because I forgot to make the room permanent
and I hadn't posted in it for a year.
And yes, a generator should be powered by an electric motor, which can then power itself. POWER COMPANIES DON'T WANT YOU TO TRY THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK.
And yes, a generator should be powered by an electric motor, which can then power itself. POWER COMPANIES DON'T WANT YOU TO TRY THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK.