Please wait...
Hitler was not so bad. He killed Hitler, after all.
You can say I am selfish, but if I could go back in time and kill a single person, I would not go after one of those multi-genocidal historical maniacs. I have a long list of people I want to take revenge on. I would probably start with that kid who broke my set of rulers in school. And mark my words, I would not kill him, but I would try to kill some of his beloved beings and engineer it in such a way that his life was destroyed. Like killing his mother and make it look like he did it.
God, my revenge list is so long.
You can say I am selfish, but if I could go back in time and kill a single person, I would not go after one of those multi-genocidal historical maniacs. I have a long list of people I want to take revenge on. I would probably start with that kid who broke my set of rulers in school. And mark my words, I would not kill him, but I would try to kill some of his beloved beings and engineer it in such a way that his life was destroyed. Like killing his mother and make it look like he did it.
God, my revenge list is so long.
Nah, punch her handlers and her parents and everyone else that has exploited her in the face those are the people that ruined her childhood.
I hear she's now making noises about getting off social media because people
are being meeeeeeeeeeean to her. Poor baby.
I think my nephew is a neo-nazi skinhead. Can't be quite sure because he's
only about six months old and can't talk or write yet, but he looks like a
member of some neo-nazi group.
pffft, don't worry about it, his hair is too long for a skinhead and the warnings on the safety harness are not in German.
Why does Hitler get all the attention? Who do I need to kill to get Mike
Godwin to honor me properly!!!
The last one isn't German - and is the result of exposure to the more intense radiation of far northern latitudes for way too long.
And this actually illustrates it. Germans are awesome people, when they're not starting world wars.
But you gotta keep an eye on them, or the get all ambitious.
Tue Sep 24 2019 19:04:17 EDT from zooer
I just wanted to reiterate that Godwin's Law does not apply if you are discussing ACTUAL nazis, such as Barack Obama, Bill Gates, etc.
I hereby assign the decision-making on this exclusively to IGnatius T Foobar.
Wed Apr 07 2021 02:06:06 PM EDT from Mike Godwin
I just wanted to reiterate that Godwin's Law does not apply if you are discussing ACTUAL nazis, such as Barack Obama, Bill Gates, etc.
I hereby assign the decision-making on this exclusively to IGnatius T Foobar.
Thanks for the clarification, you anti-gun twat.
We're all gonna make it
Well since I now have the authority: Mike Godwin is (or was) a legal advisor
for Wikipedia, so he is OBVIOUSLY a nazi.
Hitler only killed 6 million people.
Mao killed 45 million, AND HIS REGIME IS STILL IN POWER.
Anyone who is not anti-China, therefore, is objectively 7.5 times worse than Hitler.