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[#] Tue Jun 27 2023 19:29:54 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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You'd be a great dolphin. I learned yesterday that dolphins sleep one half of their brain at a time, while the other half keeps them alert enough to surface for air and also avoid predators. IT people would recognize it as a rolling maintenance window.

[#] Tue Jan 23 2024 20:01:32 EST from Nurb432

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If you want to start having semi-lucid dreams, start taking wild lettuce extract..



[#] Thu Feb 01 2024 14:15:02 EST from darknetuser

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Today I had the wildest dream.

I was at a party with friends, and we ordered some delivered-to-home food by phone. The burger shop made a mistake and sent us a bunch of Ponyta burgers instead of what we had asked for. For those who don't know, Ponyta is a fire pony Pokemon.

Obviously, I got extremely angry, so I picked a flame thrower and left the party, heading to the burger shop, ready to avenge the Ponytas.

When I arrived, I found the guys at the burger kept a lot of Ponytas in cages. Both employees and customers were mean and cruel to them, so I did what was only reasonable. I picked the flamethrower and burned the place down with everybody inside.

The good news is Ponytas are fireproof, being fire pony Pokemons.

And that is how I saved the Ponytas.

[#] Thu Feb 01 2024 14:29:04 EST from Nurb432

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was about to ask 'what about ... ' but i guess that answers it.  They didnt care.

Thu Feb 01 2024 14:15:02 EST from darknetuser


The good news is Ponytas are fireproof, being fire pony Pokemons.


 



[#] Sat Mar 02 2024 13:07:32 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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My pokemon of choice is a Genetically Modified Charizard.  He runs on nuclear power instead of regular fire, so he can get wet and still fire up at full power.  I think he would be very happy to help you avenge your Ponyta friends.



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