You'd be a great dolphin. I learned yesterday that dolphins sleep one half of their brain at a time, while the other half keeps them alert enough to surface for air and also avoid predators. IT people would recognize it as a rolling maintenance window.

Today I had the wildest dream.

I was at a party with friends, and we ordered some delivered-to-home food by phone. The burger shop made a mistake and sent us a bunch of Ponyta burgers instead of what we had asked for. For those who don't know, Ponyta is a fire pony Pokemon.

Obviously, I got extremely angry, so I picked a flame thrower and left the party, heading to the burger shop, ready to avenge the Ponytas.

When I arrived, I found the guys at the burger kept a lot of Ponytas in cages. Both employees and customers were mean and cruel to them, so I did what was only reasonable. I picked the flamethrower and burned the place down with everybody inside.

The good news is Ponytas are fireproof, being fire pony Pokemons.

And that is how I saved the Ponytas.

Sometimes I have dreams where I just have a really heated argument with family members with whom I've been practically estranged from for years. I think I hate those worse than any nightmares or dreams about falling or whatever, because they cause me to wake up in a bad mood LOL.

Heh. That sounds like the classic case where you wake up in the morning and your wife is mad at you because you did something stupid in a dream she had.