McD's has always been the employer of last resort. Thank god *somebody* is hiring the illiterate.

Ever tried to order fast food in what you believe is the order taker's native language? Believe it or not they will usually get it even wronger than they do when you order in English. Probably because the register has buttons labeled in English and they have to mentally translate in both directions.

2022-09-15 17:40 from IGnatius T Foobar
Ever tried to order fast food in what you believe is the order taker's

native language? Believe it or not they will usually get it even
wronger than they do when you order in English. Probably because the

register has buttons labeled in English and they have to mentally
translate in both directions.

This totally happens to me. Not when doing fast food orders, but when doing other things for American employers. I find myself thinking in English when doing stuff for them instead of my native language and then I switch back to native once I return to my horses.

then I switch back to native once I return to my horses.

So: horsian? Horsese? What is the native language for horses?

Ponish :)

So: horsian? Horsese? What is the native language for horses?

Horses have a very rich language. It is full of subtely. There are horse bites that mean "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, PLEASE LOVE ME BACK!" Then there are horse bites that mean "Leave me alone."

My horses are actually quite knowledgeable and also know the most important words of human language. They certainly know what "barn", "grass", "pasture", "apple" and "reward" mean.

Horses have a very rich language. It is full of subtely. There are
horse bites that mean "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, PLEASE LOVE ME BACK!" Then

there are horse bites that mean "Leave me alone."

Incidentally, I have a zero toleranze policy against unloving horse bites, but I let horses hurt me plenty with the loving bites. Fun times.

2022-09-28 21:08 from Nurb432 <nurb432@uncensored.citadel.org>
I guess it could go under health too...

 

"getting food stuck 2/3 of the way down your esophagus".. cant get it
to move in either direction.   

That's why I use a technique that I have developed to help with this. When I insert food into my mouth, I reciprocate my jaw in such a way to crush the bits of food between my teeth, sometimes using my tongue as well to help tear it into smaller pieces. I like to call it mastication, or more casually "chewing." This way, when I swallow, most of the food has been reduced to small, mushy masses that are able to easily travel 2/3 and often even 3/3 of the way down my esophagus with very little difficulty.

That's why I use a technique that I have developed to help with this.

When I insert food into my mouth, I reciprocate my jaw in such a way to

crush the bits of food between my teeth, sometimes using my tongue as

well to help tear it into smaller pieces. I like to call it
mastication, or more casually "chewing." This way, when I swallow, most

of the food has been reduced to small, mushy masses that are able to
easily travel 2/3 and often even 3/3 of the way down my esophagus with

very little difficulty.

Chewing is for pussies. Real men don't waste time with it. We do as snakes and eat things whole so we can save chewing time and use it for eating moar stuffs

Chewing is for pussies. Real men don't waste time with it. We do as

I won't pretend to be an authority on the subject but my guess is that pussy does not appreciate being chewed.