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[#] Fri Sep 09 2022 00:53:25 EDT from LadySerenaKitty

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Thu Sep 08 2022 13:25:38 EDT from zelgomer
Drove up to a drive thru for lunch today and asked for a small meal.

"Sorry we only have large."

Well did you know that you can fit a small quantity of fries or drink in the large sized containers??

The current generation of kids working at fast-food places aren't smart enough to figure that out.  One problem I had when I worked in Baltimore was illiteracy.  Kids working at McD's with absolutely no ability to read.  Always made me wonder how they even got the job.



[#] Fri Sep 09 2022 07:51:23 EDT from Nurb432

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When the entire generation is functionally illiterate due to public schooling, they have no choice. Other than go 100% automated. 

Fri Sep 09 2022 12:53:25 AM EDT from LadySerenaKitty

 Always made me wonder how they even got the job.



 



[#] Fri Sep 09 2022 09:04:09 EDT from LoanShark

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McD's has always been the employer of last resort. Thank god *somebody* is hiring the illiterate.

[#] Thu Sep 15 2022 17:40:04 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Ever tried to order fast food in what you believe is the order taker's native language? Believe it or not they will usually get it even wronger than they do when you order in English. Probably because the register has buttons labeled in English and they have to mentally translate in both directions.

[#] Wed Sep 21 2022 18:41:55 EDT from darknetuser

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2022-09-15 17:40 from IGnatius T Foobar
Ever tried to order fast food in what you believe is the order taker's

native language? Believe it or not they will usually get it even
wronger than they do when you order in English. Probably because the

register has buttons labeled in English and they have to mentally
translate in both directions.



This totally happens to me. Not when doing fast food orders, but when doing other things for American employers. I find myself thinking in English when doing stuff for them instead of my native language and then I switch back to native once I return to my horses.

[#] Thu Sep 22 2022 18:29:52 EDT from zelgomer

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then I switch back to native once I return to my horses.


So: horsian? Horsese? What is the native language for horses?

[#] Sat Sep 24 2022 10:31:38 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Ponish :)

[#] Sun Sep 25 2022 17:31:02 EDT from darknetuser

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So: horsian? Horsese? What is the native language for horses?



Horses have a very rich language. It is full of subtely. There are horse bites that mean "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, PLEASE LOVE ME BACK!" Then there are horse bites that mean "Leave me alone."

My horses are actually quite knowledgeable and also know the most important words of human language. They certainly know what "barn", "grass", "pasture", "apple" and "reward" mean.

[#] Sun Sep 25 2022 17:36:55 EDT from darknetuser

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Horses have a very rich language. It is full of subtely. There are
horse bites that mean "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, PLEASE LOVE ME BACK!" Then

there are horse bites that mean "Leave me alone."


Incidentally, I have a zero toleranze policy against unloving horse bites, but I let horses hurt me plenty with the loving bites. Fun times.

[#] Mon Sep 26 2022 16:55:18 EDT from Nurb432

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"Improved". Says who? .. i think web people change things around just because they are bored.. 
 
"Our customers are used to how it is, lets mess with their heads! "


[#] Wed Sep 28 2022 17:08:21 EDT from Nurb432

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I guess it could go under health too...

 

"getting food stuck 2/3 of the way down your esophagus".. cant get it to move in either direction.   



[#] Wed Sep 28 2022 22:24:34 EDT from zelgomer

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2022-09-28 21:08 from Nurb432 <nurb432@uncensored.citadel.org>
I guess it could go under health too...

 

"getting food stuck 2/3 of the way down your esophagus".. cant get it
to move in either direction.   


That's why I use a technique that I have developed to help with this. When I insert food into my mouth, I reciprocate my jaw in such a way to crush the bits of food between my teeth, sometimes using my tongue as well to help tear it into smaller pieces. I like to call it mastication, or more casually "chewing." This way, when I swallow, most of the food has been reduced to small, mushy masses that are able to easily travel 2/3 and often even 3/3 of the way down my esophagus with very little difficulty.

[#] Thu Sep 29 2022 12:46:37 EDT from Nurb432

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this can happen even with mashed potatoes..

thankfully after forcing fluid down and trowing it back up several times i was able to dissolve it enough to force what was left down.    was throwing up blood at one point.



[#] Sat Oct 01 2022 18:50:26 EDT from darknetuser

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That's why I use a technique that I have developed to help with this.

When I insert food into my mouth, I reciprocate my jaw in such a way to

crush the bits of food between my teeth, sometimes using my tongue as

well to help tear it into smaller pieces. I like to call it
mastication, or more casually "chewing." This way, when I swallow, most

of the food has been reduced to small, mushy masses that are able to
easily travel 2/3 and often even 3/3 of the way down my esophagus with

very little difficulty.



Chewing is for pussies. Real men don't waste time with it. We do as snakes and eat things whole so we can save chewing time and use it for eating moar stuffs

[#] Sat Oct 01 2022 18:56:57 EDT from Nurb432

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I guess ill have to turn in my man-card then. 

Darn.

Sat Oct 01 2022 06:50:26 PM EDT from darknetuser
Chewing is for pussies. Real men don't waste time with it. We do as snakes and eat things whole so we can save chewing time and use it for eating moar stuffs

 



[#] Sat Oct 01 2022 21:46:00 EDT from zelgomer

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Chewing is for pussies. Real men don't waste time with it. We do as


I won't pretend to be an authority on the subject but my guess is that pussy does not appreciate being chewed.

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