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[#] Fri Jun 20 2014 00:43:21 EDT from ax25

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The trashcan is empty.  I repeat, the trashcan is empty.


Test, test, test...  1... 2... 3...

The chair is against the wall.


John has a long mustache.


That is all.

[#] Fri Jun 20 2014 17:52:15 EDT from hexslinger

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[#] Sat Jun 21 2014 00:08:09 EDT from ax25

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Get off my cloud?

[#] Sun Jun 22 2014 20:11:53 EDT from LoanShark

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hexslinger is so ghey.

[#] Mon Jun 23 2014 11:15:49 EDT from wizard of aahz

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oh my goodness

[#] Mon Jun 23 2014 17:56:44 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Ok, you talked me into it...


Sep 24 18:59 1998 from Ygorl

Since certain people have evidently been having some difficulty distinguishing between Hexslinger and
myself, I put together a user-friendly quick reference guide designed to help simplify things...


It's really pretty easy to tell Ygorl and Hexslinger apart... All you need to do is learn to look
for these ten telltale signs:

When a new user first logs onto UCG --
Hexslinger will immediately go on the attack
Ygorl will wait for the newbie to actually say something
which pisses him off, then attack

When discussing old times --
Ygorl will talk about his old friends and the BBSs they used to call
Hexslinger will keep out of it, because he was only twelve
back then

When going on an inane rant --
Hexslinger will be attacked by the majority of the UNCENSORED!
Ygorl will be tolerated, because he's just being Ygorl

When Peter Pulse offers an opinion on any topic --
Ygorl will categorically agree with whatever it is he says
Hexslinger will categorically disagree with whatever it is he says

When discussing things that suck --
Hexslinger will say that everything sucks, except for Dune and FORTH
Ygorl will say that almost everything sucks, especially Dune and

When shit rolls down-hill --
Ygorl will laugh and wave goodbye to it
Hexslinger will make room for more shit to pile up around him

When insulted --
Hexslinger will often respond with a variant of the exact same
Ygorl will think up new and wholly original ways to insult the
offending party

an UNCENSORED! user is completely out of control --
Ygorl will often twit said user
Hexslinger will often get twitted

When things get nasty --
Hexslinger will attack any user who rubs him the wrong way
Ygorl will attack any message which rubs him the wrong way

When all is said and done --
Ygorl laughs at the absurdity of it all
Hexslinger gets more and more pissed off, and then goes away
and sulks for a couple of days

Hopefully, this will help to clarify things in the future... If you've enjoyed this MORON'S GUIDE
then be sure to keep an eye out for our forthcoming titles, A MORON'S GUIDE TO IDENTIFYING GROO'S HACK


[#] Tue Jun 24 2014 06:51:00 EDT from fleeb

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I'll wait for the Pissing IG off one.

[#] Tue Jun 24 2014 11:58:41 EDT from athos-mn

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I think the author died.

[#] Tue Jun 24 2014 13:00:53 EDT from fleeb

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Nothing really kills Ygorl.

[#] Tue Jun 24 2014 16:45:37 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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He got married, moved to Virginia, and had a kid.

[#] Tue Jun 24 2014 18:17:14 EDT from zooer

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Isn't that the way it always goes?

[#] Tue Jun 24 2014 19:55:06 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Not always. I, for example, vacationed in Virginia, then got married, then had two kids.

[#] Wed Jun 25 2014 03:22:50 EDT from dothebart

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shotgun wedding?

[#] Wed Jun 25 2014 10:17:42 EDT from fleeb

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If Virginia is involved, shotguns could be involved.

[#] Wed Jun 25 2014 11:02:50 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Nope. I vacationed in Virginia in 1990 with my parents and sister. Then in 1989 I met my wife, who I married in 1994 in Pennsylvania. We bought our first house in New York in 1995, and spent most of 2014 trying to sell it.

[#] Wed Jun 25 2014 11:37:24 EDT from fleeb

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Hm... we're not quite at the halfway point of the year yet.

[#] Wed Jun 25 2014 16:46:51 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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You're just using the wrong calendar. "Most of 2014" began in June of 2013.

[#] Wed Jun 25 2014 20:11:11 EDT from zooer

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Jun 25 2014 10:17am from fleeb

If Virginia is involved, shotguns could be involved.

Hey, my sister lives and was married in VA and only handguns were involved.

[#] Thu Jun 26 2014 08:28:19 EDT from fleeb

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Ah, Northern Virginia starts to taper off the gun use before reaching Maryland.

[#] Thu Jun 26 2014 11:34:12 EDT from LoanShark

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I'm still using the Mayan calendar. (Why is it so dark where I am?)

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