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[#] Mon Mar 05 2012 13:22:20 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I wouldn't know ... I don't drink American beer (also known as: sex in a canoe)

[#] Mon Mar 05 2012 17:57:08 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Easy enough to remedy.

If you feel moved to experience American beer, for some odd reason, simply piss in a bottle, cool it, and give it a drink.

[#] Mon Mar 05 2012 19:44:15 EST from zooer @ Uncensored

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American beer makers came up with the "born on" feature, and a label that changes color so you know it is cold. 

1) If the beer has been sitting around for a while there is a reason for it.

2) If you pick up a beer and you can't tell if it is cold without looking at the label color STOP DRINKING.

 

I have tried many of the beers from this brewery, they are all good. 
http://www.unibroue.com/en/home/

IGnat, you should be able to find the in a quality store near you.  I have purchased them in New York and Florida.
For a darker beer I would recomend Maudite or Trios Pistoles, for a lighter beer La Fin Du Monde.  La Fin Du Monde was the first beer I tried from them.

 



[#] Tue Mar 06 2012 14:33:18 EST from Spell Binder @ Uncensored

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I always like to nitpick this subject. When people say "American beer sucks," it seems to me that what they really mean is, "American mass-produced beer sucks." I'm in complete agreement with that. However, I think that just saying "American beer sucks" does a disservice to the many micro- and craft-brewed beers available in the U.S.

Even brews like Samuel Adams, which are becoming more and more mass-produced, are still worlds better than Bud, Miller, Coors, and their ilk.
Beer Binder

[#] Tue Mar 06 2012 16:03:13 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Well, that's true.

If you bought, say, Old Dominion's Oak Barrel Stout, a Delaware-made beer, it's pretty damned good. It has no traceable amount of urine at all, and tastes like it really means business. It's also mass-produced, but not at the scale of, say, Budweiser (the Least of Beers).

But I'm not sure even Oak Barrel Stout measures up to a German domestic beer.
Maybe. But I suspect not. OTOH, we use less alcohol, which is probably good.

[#] Tue Mar 06 2012 17:48:15 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Ok, ok, I am indeed overgeneralizing. By "American beer" I did mean the BudMillerCoors drek that frat boys guzzle down from 55-gallon drums.

For the micro-brews ... since the American brewing tradition is based heavily on the German brewing tradition, for the sake of this discussion let's call those "German beers, produced in America"

Or not. :)

[#] Tue Mar 06 2012 18:19:04 EST from zooer @ Uncensored

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Well... there is always "Utica Club"

[#] Fri Mar 09 2012 10:52:13 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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We pranked a customer today.

We created a magnetic rainbow-fish, and put it on his car.

The car is several states away from us, so it'll be interesting for him to figure out how we pulled that off.

[#] Mon Mar 12 2012 00:19:57 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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Fri Mar 09 2012 10:52:13 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

We pranked a customer today.

We created a magnetic rainbow-fish, and put it on his car.

The car is several states away from us, so it'll be interesting for him to figure out how we pulled that off.

Fiverr?



[#] Mon Mar 12 2012 13:33:08 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I'm drawing a blank on that one, triLcat.

I haven't heard if he found it yet.

[#] Wed Mar 14 2012 06:07:51 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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You don't know what Fiverr is? It's totally awesome. You can get people to do little jobs of various sorts for 5 bucks. 

 



[#] Wed Mar 14 2012 06:51:07 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I didn't understand how a fiver related to pranking a customer.

[#] Wed Mar 14 2012 06:56:50 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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You could find someone on Fiverr from that town and pay them to place the sticker.



[#] Thu Mar 15 2012 13:40:41 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I've never heard of something called 'Fiverr'.

However, we didn't do it that way. We have a mutual friend who works there.
We mailed the magnetic fish to him, and he slapped it on the target's car.
But we're hoping he has a hard time figuring out how we did it.

We know he'll know it was us, though.

[#] Sun Mar 18 2012 09:44:22 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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go to www.fiverr.com

For five bucks, you can get an impressive repertoire of things done.

 



[#] Wed Mar 21 2012 23:20:35 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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That looks eminently useful, particularly the services of all of the broke art students who will draw stuff for you.

[#] Tue Mar 27 2012 16:59:13 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Today is a confidence-destroying day.

[#] Tue Mar 27 2012 17:21:13 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Although, honestly, I've felt like crap pretty much all day, even before hell continued to rear its foul mandibles at a customer's site. Just when I started to give some thought to the possibility that I'm not entirely a total moron, little shitlings happen to suggest otherwise.

To be fair to myself, though, today isn't really different from any other day... I'm just feeling emotionally messed up for inexplicable reasons, and that has helped to amplify what would be a not-so-great day into something slightly more epic in proportion (at least, emotionally).

[#] Wed Mar 28 2012 12:36:21 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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...and only a worthless fool like yourself would think that.


(how did I do?)

[#] Wed Mar 28 2012 12:37:36 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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the above confidence destroying message was in response to fleebs earlier comment.

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