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[#] Mon Nov 23 2015 16:01:42 EST from IGnatius T Foobar

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Doubtful. If the terrorists take control of my country, I won't have a head to cover with a burqa.

[#] Mon Mar 28 2016 15:59:15 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Ok, this has always kind of bothered me.

Why does lighting a match work to eliminate bathroom odors, but keeping a candle lit in the room doesn't?

[#] Tue Mar 29 2016 11:12:04 EDT from fleeb

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Sulfur from the match kills the oders?

[#] Thu Mar 31 2016 02:47:57 EDT from dothebart

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Ah, thanks. I was going to ask the same.



[#] Sun Apr 03 2016 01:18:27 EDT from ax25

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Yes, it works quite well.  Light a match, but don't let it burn all the way to the stem.  People assume you were smoking instead.



[#] Tue Apr 05 2016 17:10:29 EDT from wizard of aahz

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fill the room, turning it into a turkish bath. Would you like that?


It's not Thanksgiving. Why are we bathing Turkeys?

[#] Wed Apr 06 2016 12:46:04 EDT from fleeb

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I'm reaching a bit on this one, but, I think it might have something to do with requiring clean access to Arba'ah Turim.

[#] Wed Apr 06 2016 12:46:27 EDT from fleeb

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(I'm still not Jewish, to be clear).

[#] Thu Apr 07 2016 00:48:50 EDT from ax25

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Dur, tur.



[#] Thu Apr 07 2016 08:24:51 EDT from zooer

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Just a quick slice, a bagel and you are in the club.



[#] Sat Apr 09 2016 19:27:57 EDT from mo

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[#] Mon Apr 11 2016 13:58:41 EDT from Freakdog

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Here I sit
Broken-hearted

[#] Sun Apr 24 2016 21:54:27 EDT from zooer

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Are there any special restrictions on who can use this bathroom?  

 

You know, in case Springsteen or Moore shows up.



[#] Tue Apr 26 2016 08:25:44 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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It's a single-user bathroom, so anyone can occupy it ... one at a time please.

The only restriction is that it is humans only.  Rosie O'Donnell is not welcome here.



[#] Tue Apr 26 2016 15:04:35 EDT from pandora

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I wish I was broken-hearted. I was on antibiotics for an infection in my foot, and now I have untrustworthy farts.

Mon Apr 11 2016 13:58:41 EDT from Freakdog
Here I sit
Broken-hearted

 



[#] Mon May 16 2016 01:08:54 EDT from ax25

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.Goto The Bathroom
Ha.

[#] Wed May 18 2016 12:22:31 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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(yeah ... that's kind of the point)  :)



[#] Sat May 28 2016 02:31:32 EDT from mo

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<<bangs on door!>>   -- "You nearly done, in there!?"

 



[#] Thu Jun 09 2016 07:48:46 EDT from zooer

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You are out of soap in the bathroom.



[#] Tue Jun 21 2016 00:19:33 EDT from ax25

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Give me a few squares, and I will give you the bar.