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[#] Sun Aug 13 2017 09:27:00 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

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*checks over shoulder*



[#] Tue Aug 15 2017 11:51:35 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Hmm... stage 2 of Grelf: The Skull Years

[#] Fri Nov 17 2017 09:53:45 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Most of us have heard the tech support diagnostic code PEBCAK, which stands for "Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard".  Here are a few more.  Happy Friday everyone!

LUBE: Lacks Understanding of Basic English

BIOS: Basic Intelligence Operator Subnormal - knows what a computer looks like: can't start it.

EULA: End User Lacks Ability - knows what a computer looks like: gets as far as "Enter Password"

RAM: Read Ability Missing - this for users who classify an issue as "Critical: Department Dependent" (something nasty will happen to the whole department if this is not solved!) but fail to respond to IT requests that they answer their phone/email. This means that someone has to physically go to that office.

SCSI: "Can someone please Solve/Complete this Stupid Idiot's ticket?" - see RAM above

CAMEO: CAse Made for Extermination of Operator



[#] Fri Nov 17 2017 11:24:43 EST from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Fri Nov 17 2017 09:53:45 AM EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored Subject: PEBCAK

Most of us have heard the tech support diagnostic code PEBCAK, which stands for "Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard".  Here are a few more.  Happy Friday everyone!

LUBE: Lacks Understanding of Basic English

BIOS: Basic Intelligence Operator Subnormal - knows what a computer looks like: can't start it.

EULA: End User Lacks Ability - knows what a computer looks like: gets as far as "Enter Password"

RAM: Read Ability Missing - this for users who classify an issue as "Critical: Department Dependent" (something nasty will happen to the whole department if this is not solved!) but fail to respond to IT requests that they answer their phone/email. This means that someone has to physically go to that office.

SCSI: "Can someone please Solve/Complete this Stupid Idiot's ticket?" - see RAM above

CAMEO: CAse Made for Extermination of Operator

I came up with one a while back:

PEBRALE: Problem Exists Between Right And Left Ear



[#] Fri Nov 17 2017 16:35:03 EST from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

Subject: Re: PEBCAK

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My personal favorite when working techsup was code ID10T.



[#] Mon Nov 20 2017 09:50:38 EST from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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I've known so many ID10Ts.

[#] Mon Nov 20 2017 14:50:34 EST from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

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Exactly.  And now that I'm fairly far removed from tech supp, some of them haven't a clue when I use it.  Which only goes to prove the point, sadly.



[#] Tue Dec 12 2017 12:51:20 EST from Ragnar Danneskjold @ Uncensored

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That's a lot of porn and MP3s.

https://toshiba.semicon-storage.com/us/product/storage-products/enterprise-hdd /mg07acaxxx.html

or

https://tinyurl.com/y9ky7u8s

[#] Tue Dec 12 2017 15:01:57 EST from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Might be a lot of porn, but they all sound like eunechs due to the helium in there.

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