(She / he) is touching me. - long trip with kids in the car.
(can you tell it was a drill weekend?)
I should really go to bed. I'm just going to read one more...
parking your car with engine running? Gas prices still to low!
Gee, I really think the extra moving parts and maintenance on this hybrid is really going to justify the fuel price--said by everyone THESE DAYS, but WHY?
You do that.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
Every goddamn time they release a security update for Java, they try to stick you with their fucking Ask toolbar.
The world will be a better place when Oracle sinks into a quagmire of telemarketing hell.
Common Core sucks.
This is the most important election of our lives!
If you don't vote for (insert name of a party's nominee) than (insert name of the other party's nominee) will win!
The future of the country depends on THIS election!!!
I'm not a lawyer but I play one in the comment section of facebook.
SBE: "I'll see you there!"
Translation: "I never intend to see you again!"
Translation: "You're wasting my time. Move."