Roses are red but I don't know why,
but Grey Elf was the Car Fire guy.
In a car fire he wished you would die,
but he secretly likes you and wants to say hi.
After a failed marriage he moved away,
but I think of him whenever I pass that way.
His house on a hill was a fun place to stay
whenever a car fire didn't ruin your day.
(Of course, the one I miss most is Vince, who doesn't come 'round these parts anymore because he's dead. I really, really miss him.)
Roses are red,
Plaid Jello is yellow
Grey Elf was indeed that fellow
but so is Plaid Jello.
The domain has expired;
I guess he got tired.