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[#] Fri May 12 2017 13:05:44 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Surely, everyone here knows why red headed people stay far away from Canada Dry.

[#] Sun May 14 2017 09:04:35 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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[#] Wed Aug 23 2017 13:54:59 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Surely, everyone here knows why red headed people stay far away from

Canada Dry.

No but now I just have to find out.

[#] Wed Aug 23 2017 22:43:34 EDT from kc5tja @ Uncensored

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I suspect it has something to do with how ginger ale is manufactured.

GINGER ALE IS MADE OF PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOPLE!!!

[#] Thu Aug 24 2017 07:09:52 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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[#] Thu Aug 24 2017 10:40:26 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Ah yes, how silly of me, I forgot that redheads are called gingers in some parts of the world.



[#] Wed Sep 19 2018 02:40:36 EDT from captnemo @ Uncensored

Subject: Ya know how to confuse a blnd????????????

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Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetic order........... Works every time LOL

-- 
Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.



[#] Thu Jan 10 2019 16:29:55 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Regrettably, testing of the new nuclear-powered bullet proof vests has ended.
They failed to deflect even the smallest bullets.

It was like shooting fission apparel.

[#] Sat Sep 07 2019 16:09:43 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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What do you call it when someone is driving a stolen Tesla?

An Edison.

[#] Wed Nov 13 2019 17:52:02 EST from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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A cannibal and his beautiful date walk into a cannibal restaurant.
Perusing the menu, they make their choice.
The waiter, however, is apologetic: "I'm sorry, but we only have one man left, and he's from Prague. I hope that's OK."

After conferring amongst themselves, the diners state, "bring him on, we'll split the Czech."

[#] Tue Apr 21 2020 00:22:48 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.

[#] Sat Apr 25 2020 14:20:28 EDT from arabella @ Uncensored

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I can't remember if I've posted this here, and y'all may have heard it anyway, but here for your amusement is my chicken joke:

 

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

 

To get to the same side (ba dum, tish)



[#] Mon Sep 28 2020 14:18:12 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Give them an inch and they will take 16 kilometers.

West Virginia will remove a statue of actor and comedian Don Knotts that is located in his hometown of Morgantown, WV. 

It was his role as Barney Fife, however, that caused many protestors to demand the statues removal. “Barney Fife, was a nervous, twitchy little man with an itchy trigger finger” said protestor Joanne Miller. “He was dirty. He was always sniffling, so he was probably on cocaine or hopped up on goofballs or something. He was always looking to shoot someone with his one bullet. Thank God Andy was there to control this madman or Goober or Otis might have gotten shot. I bet he was racist too, if there were ever any black people on the show we would have known.”

https://madhousemagazine.com/wv-to-remove-don-knotts-barney-fife-statue-following-complaints/

 



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