Please wait...
Surely, everyone here knows why red headed people stay far away from
Canada Dry.
No but now I just have to find out.
GINGER ALE IS MADE OF PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOPLE!!!
Subject: Ya know how to confuse a blnd????????????
Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetic order........... Works every time LOL
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Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.
Regrettably, testing of the new nuclear-powered bullet proof vests has ended.
They failed to deflect even the smallest bullets.
It was like shooting fission apparel.
A cannibal and his beautiful date walk into a cannibal restaurant.
Perusing the menu, they make their choice.
The waiter, however, is apologetic: "I'm sorry, but we only have one man left, and he's from Prague. I hope that's OK."
After conferring amongst themselves, the diners state, "bring him on, we'll split the Czech."
I can't remember if I've posted this here, and y'all may have heard it anyway, but here for your amusement is my chicken joke:
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side (ba dum, tish)
Give them an inch and they will take 16 kilometers.
West Virginia will remove a statue of actor and comedian Don Knotts that is located in his hometown of Morgantown, WV.
It was his role as Barney Fife, however, that caused many protestors to demand the statues removal. “Barney Fife, was a nervous, twitchy little man with an itchy trigger finger” said protestor Joanne Miller. “He was dirty. He was always sniffling, so he was probably on cocaine or hopped up on goofballs or something. He was always looking to shoot someone with his one bullet. Thank God Andy was there to control this madman or Goober or Otis might have gotten shot. I bet he was racist too, if there were ever any black people on the show we would have known.”
https://madhousemagazine.com/wv-to-remove-don-knotts-barney-fife-statue-following-complaints/