Hmm... can I act pretentious? Pretty sure I can.

Around here we are post-tentious.

Who said anything about acting?

Yes, fleeb, you are a great actor. You can surely fool us.

Is the coffee offer open? I think the closest I've ever been is Massachusetts, but I'd drive a ways for coffee.

Always. Over the years we kind of developed a reputation for being welcoming, and we have a bean grinder and a K-machine depending on what kind of coffee we want to make at any given time...

By the way, the patent on K-cups has expired. If you look at a box of cups it should be fairly apparent which ones are licensed and which ones are "aftermarket."
I bought some store brand cups just to try out the compatibility. They worked great, but the coffee inside was not very good.