@IG Please to do the needful and report back on the root cause of

the

downtime at the earlist

Root cause is Facebook, of course. All bad things in the universe are

directly attributed to Facebook.

I thought all bad things in the universe are directly attributed to Microsoft.

Dude, that's so ten years ago. Microsoft still isn't deserving of any admiration, but at this point they've been declawed to the point where they're no longer an existential threat to everyone who is not them. That mantle now clearly belongs to Facebook and Amazon.

Maybe M$ will become worthy of 24/7 rage again someday, particularly if they claw The Cloud away from Amazon in the future. But right now we all need to focus on the objective truth, and that is: the world would absolutely be a much much much better place if someone beat Mark Zuckerberg in the face with a baseball bat over and over again until Facebook ceases to exist.

Disclaimer: as always, anyone who disagrees with me is LITERALLY Hitler.

Hey IG - What about Google as an existential threat?

To a lesser extent, yes.

Just didn't want you to miss any of them.