Surely, everyone here knows why red headed people stay far away from Canada Dry.
Surely, everyone here knows why red headed people stay far away from
No but now I just have to find out.
GINGER ALE IS MADE OF PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOPLE!!!
Ah yes, how silly of me, I forgot that redheads are called gingers in some parts of the world.
Subject: Ya know how to confuse a blnd????????????
Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetic order........... Works every time LOL
Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.
Regrettably, testing of the new nuclear-powered bullet proof vests has ended.
They failed to deflect even the smallest bullets.
It was like shooting fission apparel.
What do you call it when someone is driving a stolen Tesla?
A cannibal and his beautiful date walk into a cannibal restaurant.
Perusing the menu, they make their choice.
The waiter, however, is apologetic: "I'm sorry, but we only have one man left, and he's from Prague. I hope that's OK."
After conferring amongst themselves, the diners state, "bring him on, we'll split the Czech."
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
I can't remember if I've posted this here, and y'all may have heard it anyway, but here for your amusement is my chicken joke:
Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side (ba dum, tish)