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[#] Fri May 12 2017 13:05:44 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Surely, everyone here knows why red headed people stay far away from Canada Dry.

[#] Sun May 14 2017 09:04:35 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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[#] Wed Aug 23 2017 13:54:59 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Surely, everyone here knows why red headed people stay far away from

Canada Dry.

No but now I just have to find out.

[#] Wed Aug 23 2017 22:43:34 EDT from kc5tja @ Uncensored

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I suspect it has something to do with how ginger ale is manufactured.

GINGER ALE IS MADE OF PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOPLE!!!

[#] Thu Aug 24 2017 07:09:52 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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[#] Thu Aug 24 2017 10:40:26 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Ah yes, how silly of me, I forgot that redheads are called gingers in some parts of the world.



[#] Wed Sep 19 2018 02:40:36 EDT from captnemo @ Uncensored

Subject: Ya know how to confuse a blnd????????????

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Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetic order........... Works every time LOL

-- 
Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.



[#] Thu Jan 10 2019 16:29:55 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Regrettably, testing of the new nuclear-powered bullet proof vests has ended.
They failed to deflect even the smallest bullets.

It was like shooting fission apparel.

[#] Sat Sep 07 2019 16:09:43 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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What do you call it when someone is driving a stolen Tesla?

An Edison.

[#] Wed Nov 13 2019 17:52:02 EST from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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A cannibal and his beautiful date walk into a cannibal restaurant.
Perusing the menu, they make their choice.
The waiter, however, is apologetic: "I'm sorry, but we only have one man left, and he's from Prague. I hope that's OK."

After conferring amongst themselves, the diners state, "bring him on, we'll split the Czech."

[#] Tue Apr 21 2020 00:22:48 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.

[#] Sat Apr 25 2020 14:20:28 EDT from arabella @ Uncensored

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I can't remember if I've posted this here, and y'all may have heard it anyway, but here for your amusement is my chicken joke:

 

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

 

To get to the same side (ba dum, tish)



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