Surely, everyone here knows why red headed people stay far away from Canada Dry.
Surely, everyone here knows why red headed people stay far away from
No but now I just have to find out.
GINGER ALE IS MADE OF PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOPLE!!!
Ah yes, how silly of me, I forgot that redheads are called gingers in some parts of the world.
Subject: Ya know how to confuse a blnd????????????
Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetic order........... Works every time LOL
Realist - Everybody in America is soft, and hates conflict. The cure for this, both in politics and social life, is the same -- hardihood. Give them raw truth.
Regrettably, testing of the new nuclear-powered bullet proof vests has ended.
They failed to deflect even the smallest bullets.
It was like shooting fission apparel.
What do you call it when someone is driving a stolen Tesla?
A cannibal and his beautiful date walk into a cannibal restaurant.
Perusing the menu, they make their choice.
The waiter, however, is apologetic: "I'm sorry, but we only have one man left, and he's from Prague. I hope that's OK."
After conferring amongst themselves, the diners state, "bring him on, we'll split the Czech."