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[#] Tue Sep 08 2020 09:03:53 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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OPEN BARN DOOR

The barn door is now open.

ENTER

A sepulchural voice echoes "Please enjoy your trip through this door."

LOOK

You are in a twisty little maze of passages, all alike.

[#] Tue Sep 08 2020 09:22:05 EDT from nonservator

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Bring back Adventure shell.



[#] Tue Sep 08 2020 15:38:41 EDT from LoanShark

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CLOSE BARN DOOR

You can't. That horse has left the barn, baby.

[#] Mon Oct 05 2020 14:17:10 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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> W

You are on a path outside the barn.

> W

You are on the other end of the path.  To the east is a wooden barn.  To the west is a farmhouse.  The area is flanked with shrubs on either side.

> ENTER

You are in a rustic farmhouse.

There is a bottle of "Kent Rollins Original Red River Ranch Seasoning" here.

There is a loaded 12 gauge shotgun here.



[#] Mon Oct 05 2020 18:35:49 EDT from zooer

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Grab the shotgun and shoot the ranch seasoning.



[#] Tue Oct 27 2020 14:28:02 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Clarification: Red River Ranch seasoning blend is not the same flavor profile as "ranch dressing" (Hidden Valley etc). It's a smoky mesquite flavor kind of thing.

[#] Tue Mar 30 2021 19:47:23 EDT from zooer

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I walked past a lottery scratch off vending machine.  they have scratch off games that cost $30 to play.  WTF.  



[#] Wed Mar 31 2021 01:11:13 EDT from ParanoidDelusions

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Grab the shotgun with what? 

 

Mon Oct 05 2020 18:35:49 EDT from zooer

Grab the shotgun and shoot the ranch seasoning.



 



[#] Wed May 05 2021 09:20:31 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar

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Grab the shotgun and shoot the ranch seasoning.

The bottle of seasoning explodes, sending a cloud of spicy powder into the room.

You are in a rustic farmhouse, holding an empty 12 gauge shotgun.

There are shards of glass and seasoning mix on the floor.