You are still in the farmhouse.  The computer continues to flash a Guru Meditation screen.

> SHOOT COMPUTER

The computer explodes in a hailstorm of plastic and silicon as the shotgun blast hits the system cabinet.

You are in a farmhouse.

There are bits of plastic and silicon on the floor.

> _

plugh

Tue Feb 18 2025 23:44:03 UTCfrom LoanShark

PLAY FARMVILLE

You just shot the computer, Tex.

 

Inventory

You have a shotgun with expended shells.

look

You see a destroyed Amiga 500 that couldn't have run Farmville without a graphics card and a network adapter in the first place.

You see a floppy disk containing the iBrowse web browser.

You see a manual for iBrowse indicating you need more RAM to run it and AmigaOS 3.1 or newer.

You see an Amiga Workbench 1.3 floppy disk.

You are in a farmhouse.

Atari for the win.

Wed Feb 19 2025 21:10:36 UTC from SamuraiCrow

 

You see a destroyed Amiga 500 that couldn't have run Farmville without a graphics card and a network adapter in the first place.