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Every time I point out the world's best recommendation, which is that Bill Gates ought to be fed feet-first into a wood chipper, some dork brings up the movie "Fargo" (1996) in which the body of Carl Showalter (Steve Buscemi) is disposed of, nearly completely, in a wood chipper.
World, please stop doing this. We are not talking about feeding the dismembered body of Bill Gates into a wood chipper. The recommendation is to place Mr. Gates ALIVE, feet first, into a wood chipper, so that he may experience the most gruesome demise imaginable, as punishment for ruining the technology world for decades and then killing millions of people with his "vaccines".
Bill Hitler Gates is the worst person in the history of the entire world, and therefore deserves the most gruesome and excruciating death in the history of the entire world.
While i understand and share the sentiment about the man, that is still too fast. After a few seconds the shock would insulate him from future pain and suffering.
What would be neat ( and i think it exists ) is to give a person a drug that effects their perception of time. Toss them in a box, while the drug makes them suffer for what they think has been decades.. when its really only a few days Even better would be to include controlled amnesia during sentence, so all the things they enjoyed in life due to their terrible behaviors is removed from their memory, ( and yes, i know that does not exist, yet )
The ideal demise for Bill Gates requires technology that has not been invented yet. He needs to be kept alive and conscious until the moment his brain is consumed by the wood chipper. Like that episode of "Stargate" where the dude was locked in a sarcophagus with a creature that ate him while the sarcophagus did its best to keep him alive for as long as possible. I immediately thought of Bill Gates when I saw that.
He really is the worst person in the history of the entire world. Worse than Hitler, worse than Mao/Obama, worse than Mark Zuckerberg.
So as many people i am stuck with stuff like outlook. With my office vm i run the desktop client since that is what they give me to use. Its their machine, their rules. But on my own machine its web outlook ( aside from being Linux i would not install office even if it was available. f-M$ ).
Interesting tidbit today as i had both running, a message recall request came in from someone who botched an email to a group. Only OWA showed the request and gave me the option to deny, in desktop client it hid it. lol.
I passed a Microsoft exam today. AZ-700 - certified Azure network engineer.
As a devoted penguin blood, I may be forced to commit ritual seppuku.
Although, after studying for this certification it is clear to me that Azure networking is totally running on Linux. There's no way this is Windows underneath, because (1) it actually *works*, and (2) all of the concepts and structures it exposes map cleanly to the Linux networking model, not the Windows crap.
im glad i wont have to care about certs or anything much longer.
i hate the industry. and its almost time i can exit, with a finger on the way out the door.
next month we are being forced to learn ADO.. so we can use that to also track our time, along with 10 other places. even tho im NOT a freaking developer.
Wed Feb 01 2023 04:04:29 PM EST from IGnatius T Foobar
I passed a Microsoft exam today. AZ-700 - certified Azure network engineer.
As a devoted penguin blood, I may be forced to commit ritual seppuku.
Although, after studying for this certification it is clear to me that Azure networking is totally running on Linux. There's no way this is Windows underneath, because (1) it actually *works*, and (2) all of the concepts and structures it exposes map cleanly to the Linux networking model, not the Windows crap.
i hate the industry. and its almost time i can exit, with a finger on
the way out the door.
You have to say "...but continue to compute recreationally, especially with my friends on Uncensored."
I am codependent and have separation anxiety. You have to say it.
And that will be about it .. its no longer a fun hobby, so that is out.
Thu Feb 02 2023 06:50:34 PM EST from IGnatius T Foobar
You have to say "...but continue to compute recreationally, especially with my friends on Uncensored."
So we now have to take optional training during the year as part of our performance reviews.
Not that i really wanted to, but got an email for a thing from 'Microsoft open source day with Azure' ~ 2 hour seminar. ok, i could live with watching that i guess, and score a point for optional training.
Register.
Wait a week.
The link goes to a financial product sales pitch. wtf.