Television - Uncensored

[#] Fri Sep 02 2011 09:03:40 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

Well, my sister only seems to be interested in men who drink too much and have kicktoy dogs.

[#] Fri Sep 02 2011 20:56:08 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

Hmm, my brothers act like drunk asshats sober and have big dogs. Close enough?

[#] Mon Sep 05 2011 19:58:23 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

There's a show playing on TV right now called "Dance Moms" and after a few glances at what's going on all I can think is that all these girls are competing to be the next JonBenet Ramsey. I wonder if any of them know that the winner gets to be hacked to pieces by her father?

[#] Mon Sep 05 2011 21:16:12 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

The rules are simple and it is like dog fighting, if you don't win you get hacked up.

[#] Mon Sep 05 2011 23:36:19 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

If you don't win, you get hacked up. If you win, you get hacked up. If you are a crew member working on the show, you get hacked up. If you are the producers/creators of the show, you get arrested for exploitation of minors.

The winner of the show also gets to make a *brief* appearance in the sequel to the movie "8mm"

[#] Tue Sep 06 2011 08:32:28 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

I saw a bit of the ballerina/dance mom show yesterday... very little. I didn't realize dance classes could be so vicious, what ever happened to a fun childhood? The part I saw was the very large ballerina teacher explaining why she is so tough on her students.

[#] Tue Sep 06 2011 12:42:03 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

I was leaving the local A&P today where I got my lunch and there were 3 kids all apparently belonging to the same mom walking towards the door I was exiting.
The littlest one must have been 2-3 years old and the mother hastily grabbed her arm and yanked her out of the way of the doorway.
Some kids are just unfortunate to be born to the wrong parents.

[#] Tue Sep 06 2011 14:35:59 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

Most kids do not require their arms as they grow older.

[#] Tue Sep 06 2011 23:12:55 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

Arms are tasty

[#] Tue Sep 06 2011 23:58:13 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

Especially when they're young. So much more tender, and lacks the gristle acquired from aging. Less gamey, too.

[#] Wed Sep 07 2011 10:02:24 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

For most of my childhood I thought it was "grizzle" because that's how my mother pronounced it.

[#] Thu Sep 08 2011 07:22:22 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

(As you were dodging her knives...)

[#] Thu Sep 08 2011 10:55:01 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

that makes sense. They're not gristly bears.

[#] Thu Sep 08 2011 11:46:14 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4JhruinbWc

It's amazing the kinds of things they used to produce. Make sure you watch the whole thing up to the very end.

[#] Thu Sep 08 2011 17:00:44 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

That was pretty damn cool. We need more videos like that.

[#] Thu Sep 08 2011 20:24:54 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

While I wanted to watch a video about rear wheel differential gears... really I did, there was a video in the side bar titled "Breasts are the Best!", and although I tried watching a bunch of guys doing tricks on motorcycles the other video sparked my curiosity.

So that the other gentlemen here know the other video is about breast feeding, rear wheel differential gears are more exciting than the breast video. Perhaps I am getting old.

[#] Fri Sep 09 2011 17:59:39 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

Hell, even I could follow that....and I'm about as UN-mechanically-minded as they come. Great music, too :-)

[#] Sat Sep 10 2011 07:06:25 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

Differential Gears... for a better America!

[#] Mon Sep 26 2011 15:37:14 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

now somebody needs to find one on how limited slip differentials work.

[#] Mon Sep 26 2011 20:45:34 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

For some reason, my mind just sorta tried to imagine a lady wearing a slip differential under her skirt.