non sequitur

[#] Sun Jul 07 2019 22:10:32 EDT from ****

BOOTSY JUNIOR!

[#] Fri Jul 26 2019 06:25:32 EDT from ****

Junior Bootsies

[#] Wed Aug 07 2019 16:06:08 EDT from ****

Tonight's activities have been canceled because they were LAME!

[#] Thu Sep 12 2019 22:32:18 EDT from ****

We just told you they were canceled because you are lame.

[#] Fri Sep 13 2019 10:27:13 EDT from ****

If he is lame, no problem! Just get a cane and move on with your life! :P

[#] Fri Oct 25 2019 19:10:45 EDT from ****

make love, not furniture
and kiss princes
and make them turn into anarchists

[#] Mon Nov 04 2019 21:40:21 EST from ****

Camptown ladies sing this song...

[#] Mon Nov 11 2019 13:54:55 EST from ****

White Punks on Dope

[#] Tue Nov 19 2019 13:15:51 EST from ****

Neil Young is now Neil Old. And he acts like it!

[#] Thu Jan 09 2020 10:29:51 EST from ****

Remember that time that thing happened?

[#] Sat Jan 18 2020 21:49:23 EST from ****

A wish sandwich is when you have two slices of bread and you wish you had some meat.

[#] Wed Jan 22 2020 16:12:13 EST from ****

I got lost i nthe pettifog.

[#] Fri Jan 24 2020 20:04:51 EST from ****

Early to bed, early to rise; drive thru the drive-thru and get me some fries

[#] Sun Jan 26 2020 02:44:24 EST from ****

It is impossible to make a vegan sausage.

[#] Sun Jan 26 2020 06:38:50 EST from ****

Sun Jan 26 2020 02:44:24 EST from ***

It is impossible to make a vegan sausage.

what's the problem? just run some vegans through the meat grinder and you're good.

[#] Thu Jan 30 2020 11:14:01 EST from ****

"Nappy Headed Hoes"

[#] Fri Feb 14 2020 15:50:41 EST from ****

I just had a giant shit. Now when I walk by people wonder, "Where did that Whiff of Ass(tm) come from?"

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