non sequitur

[#] Tue Dec 11 2018 09:58:46 EST from ****

This is a random statement.

[#] Fri Dec 14 2018 03:57:32 EST from ****

Peatnut butter makes not for a good social lubricant.

[#] Sun Dec 23 2018 19:47:26 EST from ****

An idea is a precious thing. Criticize people, not ideas.

[#] Fri Dec 28 2018 10:31:33 EST from ****

That is the dumbest people I've ever heard. That just doesn't have the same ring.

[#] Mon Dec 31 2018 19:50:20 EST from ****

What the world needs now is another Adam and the Ants album.

[#] Wed Jan 02 2019 10:19:44 EST from ****

We should all turn Japanese at work.

[#] Fri Jan 04 2019 09:48:26 EST from ****

The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace...It failed.

But in the year of the Shadow War, it be came something else:

Our last, best hope...for victory.

[#] Mon Jan 07 2019 10:39:15 EST from ****

RoBOT rollCALL!

[#] Thu Jan 10 2019 10:00:28 EST from ****

When your belly and your hips are the same size, belts stop working.

[#] Fri Jan 11 2019 14:58:28 EST from ****

The next meeting where I am asked if someting is possible, I will simply retort, "I am the lizard king, I can do anything."

[#] Thu Feb 28 2019 09:46:25 EST from ****

This product has been known in the state of cancer to cause California.

[#] Thu Feb 28 2019 16:36:31 EST from ****

California has been known to cause cancer in the United States.

[#] Mon Mar 04 2019 15:53:07 EST from ****

California *is* cancer in the United States.

[#] Thu Mar 07 2019 13:01:20 EST from ****

Cauliflower creates fart blossoms.

[#] Fri Mar 15 2019 15:12:29 EDT from ****

But what creates cauliflower?

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