https://chia.com/chia-golden-girls/

My conclusion is that these were sitting in a warehouse waiting for
Betty White to die so they could try and sell them again.

...except for that pesky little complication that Betty White isn't actually dead.

It seems that she was the victim of a hoax that lit up the cesspool called the Internet a couple of days ago.

Heh... missed that rumor.

Like the Abe Vigoda one, except now he's actually gone.

New term:

"Wi-Fu"

It is a cross between wi-fi and kung-fu. If you have wi-fu, you can kick someone in the head from a distance, using digital radio.

Honda and Hyundai should merge and form a new company called Hondai.