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https://chia.com/chia-golden-girls/
My conclusion is that these were sitting in a warehouse waiting for
Betty White to die so they could try and sell them again.
...except for that pesky little complication that Betty White isn't actually dead.
It seems that she was the victim of a hoax that lit up the cesspool called the Internet a couple of days ago.
I thought she died last year but I guess not. I still can't believe there is a Golden Girls Chia Pet regardless if Betty is alive.
New term:
"Wi-Fu"
It is a cross between wi-fi and kung-fu. If you have wi-fu, you can kick someone in the head from a distance, using digital radio.
"Wi-Fu"
It is a cross between wi-fi and kung-fu. If you have wi-fu, you can kick someone in the head from a distance, using digital radio.
I really like the phrase "balls to the wall". It *sounds* like you're saying something crude, but if anyone complains you can explain the phrase's actual origin in aeronautics.
I have no desire to be awake right now.
Yet, I'm sitting before my desk, at the office, staring at the screens of my computer, trying to wrestle with my mind to choose which set of impossible tasks to focus on today.
I swear, I should stop wearing this nice outfit with my vest, dress slacks, and dress shirt, and start wearing elaborate robes with mystic symbols and a wide brimmed, pointy hat. To others, I appear to make as much sense, mumbling cryptic mystic words like "decouple authentication and authorization using LDAP so we can build discrete services", which might as well be "non vivam ultra, sed descendam in infernum, plorans."
All while having this glazed expression in my own eye, as I stare off into the void, seeing things only I can see, and trying to draw them out into the real world.
There are two types of people in the world:
1. Those who can extrapolate from an incomplete data set
The name of the country called "Tanzania" is pronounced "tan-zah-NEE-ah".
I do not approve. It looks like it should be pronounced "tan-ZAY-nee-ah".
They should change it.