Please wait...
Glitter on your cheese balls?
No... I know better. He means the testicles. Something about sparkling testicles kinda warms the heart.
I don't know why people treat dandelions as weeds. Your lawn is dotted with pretty flowers for a couple of weeks ... so what?
When I say "Hey" thou shalt not say "Ho".
When I say "Hip" thou shalt not say "Hop".
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me.
It's a bad sign when you can hear students sigh "oh God" in despair during
the lecture. (Not me teaching at the time, thanksfully.)
I am wearing my sleeves rolled because I can.
Finally, something I learned in ROTC in 1998 is relevant again!
(We had a sudden uniform policy change.)
Finally, something I learned in ROTC in 1998 is relevant again!
(We had a sudden uniform policy change.)
The thing where you fold it up in half, then roll up the lower part of what's left, and then fold down the outer part of the shirt so it looks like a cuff?
My dad taught me how to do that in like... 1987. :)
The general knowledge seems to be that if you have a paper shredder, don't leave it set to auto-start because eventually a dog will stick its tounge in it.
I don't currently have a dog but ok.
That's the way. And now I get to teach even mid-career NCOs how to do it
because this important life skill has been lost.
That's okay; we somehow survived forgetting how to shine boots and starch uniforms, we'll get through this too.
That's okay; we somehow survived forgetting how to shine boots and starch uniforms, we'll get through this too.
Nudity should not be against the law in any way, shape, or form if the humidity is above 80%.
Ugh. This weather sucks.