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A majority held in restraint by constitutional checks and limitations, and always changing easily with deliberate changes of popular opinions and sentiments, is the only true sovereign of a free people. Whoever rejects it does of necessity fly to
anarchy or to despotism. Unanimity is impossible. The rule of a minority, as a permanent arrangement, is wholly inadmissible; so that, rejecting the majority principle, anarchy or despotism in some form is all that is left.
--Abraham Lincoln
anarchy or to despotism. Unanimity is impossible. The rule of a minority, as a permanent arrangement, is wholly inadmissible; so that, rejecting the majority principle, anarchy or despotism in some form is all that is left.
--Abraham Lincoln
"[H]uman douchebaggery spins upon multiple axes."
The turn of phrase just amused me greatly. Context:
http://www.popehat.com/2013/10/13/biology-online-org-urban-whores-and-the-many -axes-of-douchebaggery/
The turn of phrase just amused me greatly. Context:
http://www.popehat.com/2013/10/13/biology-online-org-urban-whores-and-the-many -axes-of-douchebaggery/
"It was unpleasant"
~ Guy who literally got hit by a plane and caught between the wings of two Cessnas that collided in mid-air
"Remember how Nancy Pelosi said they had to pass the healthcare bill before you can see what is in it? They
have a term for that, it is called a 'stool sample.'"
have a term for that, it is called a 'stool sample.'"
Progressives know that dumb people believe the Earth is 5,000 years old, and there was a great flood due to
man’s sin.
Progressives know that smart people believe the Earth will end in 100 years, due to a great flood caused by
man’s sin.
man’s sin.
Progressives know that smart people believe the Earth will end in 100 years, due to a great flood caused by
man’s sin.
When I was a kid it was suggested "that an apple a day kept the doctor away". Now that most of the doctors
are Muslim, I've found that bacon works well.
are Muslim, I've found that bacon works well.
Yankovic changed his diet to become a vegan in 1992, after a former girlfriend gave him the book 'Diet for a New
America' and he felt "it made [...] a very compelling argument for a strict vegetarian diet." When asked how
he can "rationalize" performing at events such as the Great American Rib Cook-Off when he is a vegan, he
replied, "The same way I can rationalize playing at a college even though I’m not a student anymore."
America' and he felt "it made [...] a very compelling argument for a strict vegetarian diet." When asked how
he can "rationalize" performing at events such as the Great American Rib Cook-Off when he is a vegan, he
replied, "The same way I can rationalize playing at a college even though I’m not a student anymore."
"I don't recommend literally filling your heart with Joy. The dishwashing
detergent smells good, but I'm certain it won't improve your heart's ability
to function." -- Jason Farrell
"You do not need an Obama sticker on a Prius, we get it."
17 more quotes...
http://thechive.com/2014/07/04/funny-quotes-from-standup-comedians-18-photos/
17 more quotes...
http://thechive.com/2014/07/04/funny-quotes-from-standup-comedians-18-photos/
Two liberals are walking down the road when they come upon a man in the ditch, the man has been badly beaten,
left for dead, he is moaning, groaning. One liberal turns to the other and says, “Quick, we have to find the
people who did this, they need help.”
left for dead, he is moaning, groaning. One liberal turns to the other and says, “Quick, we have to find the
people who did this, they need help.”
